On Being Scottish (or something like it) . . .

[Lemur]

Shadow, glad to see you survived your encounter with the sucubii. Or ... did you?

The picture is from UtiliKilts, a place that sells them here in the U.S. There are far scarier pictures:



And that's just a sample. This could be you, Shadow, if only you'd embrace your scottish heritage.

[The Shadow One]

Lemur:

Man oh man, that is one frightening image. Nothing I saw in the forest that night even comes close to distorting my psyche like that picture. If I have nightmares for just a week, I'll consider myself blessed and light a candle in gratitude.

And to think that somewhere, far, far down my family tree, there just might be someone that looks a little like that . . . Oh, that Darwin had been right and I was just related to apes. (Wait a minute, I think he is an ape. Scratch that thought.)

And the website is a real charmer, too.

The Shadow One