Favorite movie lines

[econ21]

I used to like Rutger Hauer's final lines in Bladerunner:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those... moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain... Time to die..."

More recently, Theoden's speech in the Return of the King sends a tingle down my spine:

"Arise! Arise! Riders of Théoden!
Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered!
A sword-day! A red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now . . . Ride now . . . Ride!!!
Ride for ruin . . . and the world's ending!
Death! Death! Death! Forth, Eorlingas!!!
Charge!"

In the cold light of day, it may not look like much but with Bernard Hill's delivery and in the context of the movie, it was incredible. Perhaps the key thing for me was the sense that Theoden fully expected to be charging to his death and indeed for the charge to be ultimately futile, but nonetheless the charge had to be done whole-heartedly. I think it captured the heart of the Lord of the Rings books - a old fashioned paean for honour, duty and heroism.

[SeveredSoul]

"We were just outside of Barstow when the drugs began to kick in"
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There is nothing more depraved in this world than a man in the throes of of an ether binge. It makes you act like the village drunk in some Early Irish novel.
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Which way to the elevator?

No, don't! That's just what they want...to put us in a big metal box and take us to the basement.
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Well are you ready to check into a Vegas hotel with a head full of acid?
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Suddenly the sky was full of giant bats, swooping and screeching around the car.
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The mescaline ain't working man....gimme' the ether


All lines from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
A great and funny movie. Depp must have spent a lot of time with Hunter S. Thompson because he is SPOT on.
BTW Bill Murray does a great Thompson too, just check out "Where the Buffalos Roam"
I was like


-Soul

[Gregoshi]

"My friends, you bow to no one." - Aragorn to the Hobbits in Return of the King.

[Lonewarrior]

"Luke I am your father"
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Well you all now where this lines came from.

[Kraellin]

"You know, you guys really gotta quit drinking your own urine"

Martin Lawrence, "The Black Knight"

K.

[ICantSpellDawg]

Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina?
Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy?
Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip?
Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle.
Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly.
Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

not a movie - but ive got swc on dvd

[Sasaki Kojiro]

"You may have set in action a chain of events which could lead to the next apocalypse!"

From "the mummy returns". I have no idea how he said that with a straight face.

[Fragony]

Nicole Kidman in Lars von Triers' deliciously wicked 'Dogville'

'One of the family has small children, do (shoot) the children first and make the mother watch. Tell her we will stop if she can hold back her tears, I owe her that. I am afraid she cries a little bit too easily'

The most scary thing is, if you see the movie you will find yourselve saying 'you GO girl, teach them how it's done'.

Great movie.

[USMCNJ]

IGOR - "Frederick Frankenstein?"
FREDDY - "Fron kon steen!"
IGOR - "Are you putting me on?"
FREDDY - "No, it's pronounced Fron kon steen."
IGOR - "And do you also say Fro dereck?"
FREDDY - "No, Fred ereck."
IGOR - "Why isn't it Frodereck Fronkon steen?"
FREDDY - "It's not. It's Fredereck Fronkonsteen."
IGOR - "I see."
FREDDY - "You must be Igor."
IGOR - "No, it's pronounced Aye gor."
FREDDY - "But they told me it was Ee gor."
IGOR - "Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?"
From Young Frankenstein

"All men die, not every man really lives"
From Braveheart

"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of *freaks*. You know why? Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"
From Scarface

[derF]

lol, there are some great ones here.

Im having trouble finding mine on google...

[The_Emperor]

Spaceballs...

[everyone rushses to the cancel self destruct button]
"Out of Order?? Even in the future Nothing works!!"

Chronicals of Riddick.
[beutiful woman walks up, Riddick is blindfolded]
"Its been a long time since I smelled Beautiful..."

Somehow that line suits Vin Diesel really well, maybe he just comes across on screen as the sort of guy who'd have really bad BO!

[Lazul]

Holy Grail

Arthur: "Old Woman!"
Guy turns around: "MAN!"

Dont ask me why but i burst in to laughter everytime... hehe and the hilarius dialog that follows is to complicated to write down.

Star Wars:
"Im your father!"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
"We can not stay here, this is bat country"
That has to be one of Jonny Deps best movies.

[The_Emperor]

Holy Grail

Arthur: "Old Woman!"
Guy turns around: "MAN!"

Dont ask me why but i burst in to laughter everytime... hehe and the hilarius dialog that follows is to complicated to write down.

Yeah its a great scene.
Not really too complicated to write down though...

Arthur: "Old Woman!"
Guy turns around: "MAN!"
Arthur: oh, Sorry.
Dennis: I'm 37.
Arthur: what?
Dennis: I'm 37 I'm not old.
Arthur: well i can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could call me Dennis.
Arthur: Well I didn't know you were called Dennis!
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did ya!!
Arthur: Well I do say sorry aboutt he old woman its just from behind you look-
Dennis: What i object to is you automatically treating my like an inferior...

etc
etc

I can't be bothered to type the rest... besides I think someone already covered the rest of that sketch!!

[Axeknight]

From Wayne's World

Garth: "Uh-oh, Stacey alert!"

Wayne: "Don't make eye contact! I think she's seen us!"

Stacey: "Hi Wayney. How ya doing?"

Wayne: "Stacey, I keep telling you, we broke up two months ago. Please just leave me alone."

Stacey: "We didn't break up."

Wayne: "Yes, we did."

Stacey: "It takes both partners in a relationship to break up, and I haven't broken up with you yet."

Wayne: "What?"

Stacey: "It's our anniversary. Happy anniversary Wayne. I got you a present."

Wayne: "If it's a severed head I'm going to be really upset."

Stacey: "It's a gun rack."

Wayne: "A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone the many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."

Stacey: "You know Wayne, if you're not careful, one of these days you're gonna lose me."

Wayne: "I already did! Two months ago!"

[Suppiluliumas]

Just a wee bit of Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday from Tombstone...

(at the piano, with Billy Clanton)
Billy: Stephen Foster! "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". You know, Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy: A which?
Doc: You know, Frederic [fornicating] Chopin.
(outside)
Billy: ...You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc: Well, I have two guns, one for each of ya

(with John Ringo)
Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc: I'm your huckleberry.

(with Ike Clanton)
Ike: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

[Kaiser of Arabia]

F*** Hitler! - German Soldeir from Saving Private ryan