Another light bulb joke

[Mouzafphaerre]

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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
  
• 16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
  
• 6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
  
• 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
  
• 50 to flame the spell checkers
  
• 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames
  
• 7 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb”
  
• ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
  
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
  
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
  
• 154 to email the participant’s ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their “acceptable use policy”
  
• 118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
  
• 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
  
• 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
  
• 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
  
• 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type
  
• 98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will
  
• 27 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
  
• 14 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
  
• 3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
  
• 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
  
• 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
  
• 19 to quote the “Me too’s” to say “Me three”
  
• 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
  
• 44 to ask what is a “FAQ”
  
• 4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
  
• 143 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
  
• 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...

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[Adrian II]

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

LOL, Mouzafphaerre. However, I think members did very well on the Pointless Toaster Intensity Poll some weeks ago, and I could cite other examples. But if you substitute certain 'hot' issues for the light bulb, then yes...

[LittleGrizzly]

lol, pretty good.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Go take your discussion about Lightbulbs elsewhere.

This is not the place for it - didn't you read the FAQ, you **** *******!?

I'll report this thread to the moderators, as they're obviously not doing their job

[Adrian II]

I'll report this thread to the moderators, as they're obviously not doing their job

That was totally uncalled for, you weak-kneed frog! Arent' you man enough to face bulb issues without running to the moderators?
EDIT And it's light bulbs, not Lightbulbs, you moron.

[Beirut]

I support the emancipation of all light bulbs everywhere.

"Let freedom reign!"

[Adrian II]

I support the emancipation of all light bulbs everywhere.

God it's pathetic, this forum is turning into a Liberal paradise. That's it. You can stick your bulbs where the sun don't shine, I'm outta here.

[Somebody Else]

Let there be fish.

[Adrian II]

Let there be fish.

Well, I could live with that...

[Silver Rusher]

No, no no, the correct term is "translucent brightening bowl". God, didn't any of you do a degree on 'The Design of Irrelevant Household Items' in college?

[Louis VI the Fat]

God, didn't any of you do a degree on 'The Design of Irrelevant Household Items' in college?

God!?

What would you know about Him, you left wing liberal lunatic? If you would've actually read what I had to say on this issue in the 'Evolution theory is a gay plot against America' thread you wouldn't use His name so vainly.

Yeah, you all think you're so smart, showing off the college education that your single-sex parents bought for you. But can you reassemble an AK-47 blindfolded? No, guess not. You gay pansies would be too scared it would mess up your nail-polish.

Oh, and I'll bet them biased mods will warn me for this. You can reign atheist terror on our children all you want, but if we say something...

[Beirut]

But can you reassemble an AK-47 blindfolded? No, guess not. You gay pansies would be too scared it would mess up your nail-polish.

My brother's boyfriend could. He was in the Marines.

[Adrian II]

My brother's boyfriend could. He was in the Marines.

Oww, sexy!!

[Beirut]

He'll be happy to hear you feel that way. Since they're not together anymore, I could set the two of you up if you would like.

[Adrian II]

He'll be happy to hear you feel that way. Since they're not together anymore, I could set the two of you up if you would like.

As long as he doesn't want me to respect him afterwards...

[LittleGrizzly]

ROFL!!!

great replys.

[Oaty]

And you forgot one to flame the original poster!


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Sounds like a heated dixcussion this needs to go to the backroom

Oh and congrats on your 1000th post

[Mouzafphaerre]

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On sleplign eorrs:

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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[Silver Rusher]

Wnrog! Not jsut any Eglinsh Utrsnieviy, but Cmagdirbe U. Pay Aenttoin!

[Somebody Else]

Wnrog! Not jsut any Eglinsh Utrsnieviy, but Cmagdirbe U. Pay Aenttoin!

In'st taht a phoelticnyc?

[Crazed Rabbit]

Obvisouly, you are all fools living in the 19th century if you're still using lightbulbs. Us truly superior people, who you obviously are not, use LEDs. LEDs are much more energy efficient, you earth polluter! It's becaues of peopel who drive cars, run factories, own any manufactured goods, walk on pavement, inhabit buldings, or eat anything not completely organic (like free range cattle hunted with spears in persia) that global warming is heating up the earth and will cause all of our deaths when we die from overheating and excessive sweating.

Sheesh, I don't know why I even toil in the scum to raise you fools up.

Crazed Rabbit

[Blodrast]

y'all are a bunch of anal retentives and I'm emailing Tosa to lock this thread 'cause it doesn't belong in an off-topic forum...

[Tachikaze]

*Sigh* Another anti-American thread.

[Beirut]

Not at all. We love Americans. We just hate your light bulbs.

There we are all happy with our 25 watt soft glows, and in walks a 100 watter with no coating. The bloody place lit up like the sun and Mr. Bright Light took all the chicks.

... "Hey baby!" ... "Oooooh, what a man!"

"Watt the hell was that!" I said.

[TonkaToys]

Not at all. We love Americans. We just hate your light bulbs.

There we are all happy with our 25 watt soft glows, and in walks a 100 watter with no coating. The bloody place lit up like the sun and Mr. Bright Light took all the chicks.

... "Hey baby!" ... "Oooooh, what a man!"

"Watt the hell was that!" I said.

Me too.

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Lightbulb Another light bulb joke
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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

* 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
* 16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
* 6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
* 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
* 50 to flame the spell checkers
* 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames
* 7 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb”
* ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
* 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
* 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
* 154 to email the participant’s ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their “acceptable use policy”
* 118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
* 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
* 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
* 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
* 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type
* 98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will
* 27 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
* 14 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
* 3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
* 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
* 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
* 19 to quote the “Me too’s” to say “Me three”
* 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
* 44 to ask what is a “FAQ”
* 4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
* 143 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
* 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...

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Old 11/12/04, 18:49 #2
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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
LOL, Mouzafphaerre. However, I think members did very well on the Pointless Toaster Intensity Poll some weeks ago, and I could cite other examples. But if you substitute certain 'hot' issues for the light bulb, then yes...
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Go take your discussion about Lightbulbs elsewhere.

This is not the place for it - didn't you read the FAQ, you **** *******!?

I'll report this thread to the moderators, as they're obviously not doing their job
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I'll report this thread to the moderators, as they're obviously not doing their job
That was totally uncalled for, you weak-kneed frog! Arent' you man enough to face bulb issues without running to the moderators?
EDIT And it's light bulbs, not Lightbulbs, you moron.
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I support the emancipation of all light bulbs everywhere.

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I support the emancipation of all light bulbs everywhere.
God it's pathetic, this forum is turning into a Liberal paradise. That's it. You can stick your bulbs where the sun don't shine, I'm outta here.
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Well, I could live with that...
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No, no no, the correct term is "translucent brightening bowl". God, didn't any of you do a degree on 'The Design of Irrelevant Household Items' in college?
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God, didn't any of you do a degree on 'The Design of Irrelevant Household Items' in college?

God!?

What would you know about Him, you left wing liberal lunatic? If you would've actually read what I had to say on this issue in the 'Evolution theory is a gay plot against America' thread you wouldn't use His name so vainly.

Yeah, you all think you're so smart, showing off the college education that your single-sex parents bought for you. But can you reassemble an AK-47 blindfolded? No, guess not. You gay pansies would be too scared it would mess up your nail-polish.

Oh, and I'll bet them biased mods will warn me for this. You can reign atheist terror on our children all you want, but if we say something...
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But can you reassemble an AK-47 blindfolded? No, guess not. You gay pansies would be too scared it would mess up your nail-polish.


My brother's boyfriend could. He was in the Marines.
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My brother's boyfriend could. He was in the Marines.
Oww, sexy!!
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He'll be happy to hear you feel that way. Since they're not together anymore, I could set the two of you up if you would like.
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He'll be happy to hear you feel that way. Since they're not together anymore, I could set the two of you up if you would like.
As long as he doesn't want me to respect him afterwards...
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ROFL!!!

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And you forgot one to flame the original poster!


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Sounds like a heated dixcussion this needs to go to the backroom

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Obvisouly, you are all fools living in the 19th century if you're still using lightbulbs. Us truly superior people, who you obviously are not, use LEDs. LEDs are much more energy efficient, you earth polluter! It's becaues of peopel who drive cars, run factories, own any manufactured goods, walk on pavement, inhabit buldings, or eat anything not completely organic (like free range cattle hunted with spears in persia) that global warming is heating up the earth and will cause all of our deaths when we die from overheating and excessive sweating.

Sheesh, I don't know why I even toil in the scum to raise you fools up.

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y'all are a bunch of anal retentives and I'm emailing Tosa to lock this thread 'cause it doesn't belong in an off-topic forum...

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*Sigh* Another anti-American thread.
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Not at all. We love Americans. We just hate your light bulbs.

There we are all happy with our 25 watt soft glows, and in walks a 100 watter with no coating. The bloody place lit up like the sun and Mr. Bright Light took all the chicks.

... "Hey baby!" ... "Oooooh, what a man!"

"Watt the hell was that!" I said.
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Not at all. We love Americans. We just hate your light bulbs.

There we are all happy with our 25 watt soft glows, and in walks a 100 watter with no coating. The bloody place lit up like the sun and Mr. Bright Light took all the chicks.

... "Hey baby!" ... "Oooooh, what a man!"

"Watt the hell was that!" I said.


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Lightbulb Another light bulb joke
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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

* 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
* 16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
* 6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
* 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
* 50 to flame the spell checkers
* 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames
* 7 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb”
* ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
* 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
* 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
* 154 to email the participant’s ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their “acceptable use policy”
* 118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
* 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
* 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
* 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
* 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type
* 98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will
* 27 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
* 14 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
* 3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
* 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
* 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
* 19 to quote the “Me too’s” to say “Me three”
* 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
* 44 to ask what is a “FAQ”
* 4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
* 143 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
* 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...

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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
LOL, Mouzafphaerre. However, I think members did very well on the Pointless Toaster Intensity Poll some weeks ago, and I could cite other examples. But if you substitute certain 'hot' issues for the light bulb, then yes...
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lol, pretty good.
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Go take your discussion about Lightbulbs elsewhere.

This is not the place for it - didn't you read the FAQ, you **** *******!?

I'll report this thread to the moderators, as they're obviously not doing their job
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I'll report this thread to the moderators, as they're obviously not doing their job
That was totally uncalled for, you weak-kneed frog! Arent' you man enough to face bulb issues without running to the moderators?
EDIT And it's light bulbs, not Lightbulbs, you moron.
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I support the emancipation of all light bulbs everywhere.

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I support the emancipation of all light bulbs everywhere.
God it's pathetic, this forum is turning into a Liberal paradise. That's it. You can stick your bulbs where the sun don't shine, I'm outta here.
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Let there be fish.
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Let there be fish.
Well, I could live with that...
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No, no no, the correct term is "translucent brightening bowl". God, didn't any of you do a degree on 'The Design of Irrelevant Household Items' in college?
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God, didn't any of you do a degree on 'The Design of Irrelevant Household Items' in college?

God!?

What would you know about Him, you left wing liberal lunatic? If you would've actually read what I had to say on this issue in the 'Evolution theory is a gay plot against America' thread you wouldn't use His name so vainly.

Yeah, you all think you're so smart, showing off the college education that your single-sex parents bought for you. But can you reassemble an AK-47 blindfolded? No, guess not. You gay pansies would be too scared it would mess up your nail-polish.

Oh, and I'll bet them biased mods will warn me for this. You can reign atheist terror on our children all you want, but if we say something...
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But can you reassemble an AK-47 blindfolded? No, guess not. You gay pansies would be too scared it would mess up your nail-polish.


My brother's boyfriend could. He was in the Marines.
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My brother's boyfriend could. He was in the Marines.
Oww, sexy!!
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He'll be happy to hear you feel that way. Since they're not together anymore, I could set the two of you up if you would like.
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He'll be happy to hear you feel that way. Since they're not together anymore, I could set the two of you up if you would like.
As long as he doesn't want me to respect him afterwards...
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ROFL!!!

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And you forgot one to flame the original poster!


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Sounds like a heated dixcussion this needs to go to the backroom

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Wnrog! Not jsut any Eglinsh Utrsnieviy, but Cmagdirbe U. Pay Aenttoin!
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Obvisouly, you are all fools living in the 19th century if you're still using lightbulbs. Us truly superior people, who you obviously are not, use LEDs. LEDs are much more energy efficient, you earth polluter! It's becaues of peopel who drive cars, run factories, own any manufactured goods, walk on pavement, inhabit buldings, or eat anything not completely organic (like free range cattle hunted with spears in persia) that global warming is heating up the earth and will cause all of our deaths when we die from overheating and excessive sweating.

Sheesh, I don't know why I even toil in the scum to raise you fools up.

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y'all are a bunch of anal retentives and I'm emailing Tosa to lock this thread 'cause it doesn't belong in an off-topic forum...

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*Sigh* Another anti-American thread.
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Not at all. We love Americans. We just hate your light bulbs.

There we are all happy with our 25 watt soft glows, and in walks a 100 watter with no coating. The bloody place lit up like the sun and Mr. Bright Light took all the chicks.

... "Hey baby!" ... "Oooooh, what a man!"

"Watt the hell was that!" I said.
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Not at all. We love Americans. We just hate your light bulbs.

There we are all happy with our 25 watt soft glows, and in walks a 100 watter with no coating. The bloody place lit up like the sun and Mr. Bright Light took all the chicks.

... "Hey baby!" ... "Oooooh, what a man!"

"Watt the hell was that!" I said.


Me too.
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Yeah, you all think you're so smart, showing off the college education that your single-sex parents bought for you. But can you reassemble an AK-47 blindfolded? No, guess not. You gay pansies would be too scared it would mess up your nail-polish.

Huh? I can take it apart and put it back together blindfolded. It doesn't break down into more than five parts without tools, you know.


I don't use standard lightbulbs, BTW. Only energy-saving spotlights and those tubes, whatever they're called. Can't really call up all of my English after a few beers. 'S only my third language.