Favorite movie lines
Let's hear your favorites.
Here's one of mine:
Near the end of The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly when they are about to start digging for the $$, "Blondie" (Clint) says to "Tuco Ramirez" (Eli Wallach):
"There are two kinds of people in this world: there are those who have guns, and those who dig..."
"What, have Canadians run out of guns to steal from other Canadians and now need to piss all over our glee?"
- TSM
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To many I do not remember verbatim (especially not in Englich).
For some reason I kind of like and remember the following from "Leon, The Professional":
Leon (about his plant):
It's my best friend. Always happy, no questions. And it's like me, you see? - No roots.
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"If you find yourself alone, walking in green fields under blue sky, do not worry! For you are already dead!" - Gladiator (something like that, haven't seen it in a while)
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"He must die Mr thorn!"
The Omen
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'Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings!'
The Producers-M. Brooks
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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"I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you do exactly as I tell you, ok?" princess Leia, 'Star Wars A New Hope'.
"There'll be pork in the treetops by morning!" Eleanor of Aquitaine from 'The Lion in Winter' in response to a comment about pigs flying before she manages to do something I don't quite recall.
"As you wish" from 'The Princess Bride'. It has a certain panache when the love of your life shoves you down a gorge and tells you to die.
Frogbeastegg's Guide to Total War: Shogun II. Please note that the guide is not up-to-date for the latest patch.
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"No, I am your father"
-Nuff said.
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"England expects that every man will do his duty" Lord Nelson
"Extinction to all traitors" Megatron
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." Homer Simpson
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'This is my boomstick!'
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"This stuff'll make you a god damn sexual tyrannasaurus, Just Like me!"
Jessie Ventura - Preadator
Chelsea - Simply Champions!
RTK4Flintoff in multi-player
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'Game over man, game over !' Hudson- Aliens
Look what these bastards have done to Wales. They've taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our homes and live in them for a fortnight every year. What have they given us? Absolutely nothing. We've been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English — and that's who you are playing this afternoon Phil Bennett's pre 1977 Rugby match speech
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Originally Posted by Fragony
Nice, for got about that...I'll add-
"And I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me"
ooh ooh, "Yo, she-bitch, lets go"
"England expects that every man will do his duty" Lord Nelson
"Extinction to all traitors" Megatron
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such." Homer Simpson
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- Whose motorcycle is this?
- It's a chopper baby.
- Whose chopper is this?
- It's Zed's.
- Who's Zed?
- Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
Pulp fiction
Nope - no sig what so ever.
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"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
Kubrick is God
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"I wouldnt remember myself either"
American Beauty
"I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats"
Vanilla Sky
You don't need to lose it, to know that you had it.
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"That's no moon...That's a space station!" Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars A New Hope
"Ah Ah, I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Harry Callahagn, Dirty Harry
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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"Ah Ah, I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Hands down best movie line EVER.
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From the sheer comedy genius of Monty Pythons 'Holy Grail':
ARTHUR:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant!
DENNIS:
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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You didn't type that from memory did you?
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"I suspect everybody...and I suspect...nobody"
Inspector Clusoe
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"Not on the rug, man." - The Dude in The Big Lebowski. This pretty much sums it all up.
"Try? There is no try. Do, or do not." -Yoda
Take off your pants, baby. -Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms
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That was a great line. I also like the Dirty Harry speech by Clint."There are two kinds of people in this world: there are those who have guns, and those who dig..."
Some of my favorite lines...
"Men, what we do in life...echoes an eternity."
---Maximus, before leading the cavalry charge in Gladiator
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f-ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the F you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f-ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
---Renton, Trainspotting
Luke: I'm looking for a great warrior.
Yoda: Wars not make one great.
---Star Wars
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
---Darth Vader, while choking an Imperial Officer, Star Wars
"You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your f-ing khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
---Tyler Derdin, Fight Club
"I would have followed you to the end my brother...my captain...my king."
---Boromir's dying words, Fellowship of the Ring
"Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills...into shadow."
---Theoden's lament, The Two Towers
"Simbelmÿne. Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see that last days of my house."
---Theoden, the Two Towers
"Fell deeds awake! Now for Wrath... Now for Ruin... and the Red Dawn!"
(horn blows)
"Forth Eorlingas!"
---Theoden, before leading the charge, The Two Towers
"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
---Drill Instructor Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
"God has a hard-on for Marines. Because we kill everything we see. He plays his games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls."
---Drill Instructor Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
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---Drill Instructor Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."
---Marine Recruits, Full Metal Jacket
"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."
---Crazy Earl, Full Metal Jacket
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Some other classic Star Wars lines-
"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"-Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Apology accepted, Captain..."-Darth Vader, after executing Captain Needa.
"These aren't the droids you're looking for"-Obi-Wan Kenobi
"We seem to be fated to suffer, it's our lot in life..."-Cee Threepio
"I don't believe it!!
"That...is why you failed"-Yoda and Luke, after Yoda uses the force to retrieve Luke's X-wing from the swamp.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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"I want to add to what is said above that the meaning of this is not that people obscure their swear words. It´s meaning is that there should not be swear words. It´s not enough to put a * in a word to make it ok. Swearing, however hinted or alluded should not happen."
Me in Watch your language
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*heavy breathing* "I am Darth Vader from the planet of Vulcan..."- Back to the Future I
Status Emeritus
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One day, and that day may never come, I shall ask a favor of you. Untill then, consider this a gift on my daugher's wedding day - Vito Corleone, the Godfather.
Now, I want you to squeal like a pig... - Man Rapin Mountain Man, deliverance
Oh ****, I killed marvin - Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction
How'd ya get that scar, eatin' *****? - American Police Agent, Scarface.
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Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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Capo, did you actually read what Sat just posted?
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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I must have still be typing when he posted it (and I went to eat in the middle of posting.)
That and I didn't read it till now.
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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"Bring out the Gimp..."
"What, have Canadians run out of guns to steal from other Canadians and now need to piss all over our glee?"
- TSM
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Darn, forgot this one:
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"
"What, have Canadians run out of guns to steal from other Canadians and now need to piss all over our glee?"
- TSM
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I think in trying to obey his signature, Sat has actually betrayed it!
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