Favorite movie lines

[Axeknight]

From Wayne's World

Garth: "Uh-oh, Stacey alert!"

Wayne: "Don't make eye contact! I think she's seen us!"

Stacey: "Hi Wayney. How ya doing?"

Wayne: "Stacey, I keep telling you, we broke up two months ago. Please just leave me alone."

Stacey: "We didn't break up."

Wayne: "Yes, we did."

Stacey: "It takes both partners in a relationship to break up, and I haven't broken up with you yet."

Wayne: "What?"

Stacey: "It's our anniversary. Happy anniversary Wayne. I got you a present."

Wayne: "If it's a severed head I'm going to be really upset."

Stacey: "It's a gun rack."

Wayne: "A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone the many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."

Stacey: "You know Wayne, if you're not careful, one of these days you're gonna lose me."

Wayne: "I already did! Two months ago!"

[Suppiluliumas]

Just a wee bit of Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday from Tombstone...

(at the piano, with Billy Clanton)
Billy: Stephen Foster! "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". You know, Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy: A which?
Doc: You know, Frederic [fornicating] Chopin.
(outside)
Billy: ...You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc: Well, I have two guns, one for each of ya

(with John Ringo)
Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc: I'm your huckleberry.

(with Ike Clanton)
Ike: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

[Kaiser of Arabia]

F*** Hitler! - German Soldeir from Saving Private ryan