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    Default How to find a man in Europe and leave him there

    I saw this on another forum; How to find a man in Europe and leave him there. Some sections are funnier than others.
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    Quite funny

    The only thing that disturbs me is that the author raped the pronounciation of my name in the same manner most Americans do it

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    That is really funny, thanks for the site.
    Although my name isn't on the Dutch list, all the others that are don't exist in Dutch (well, maybe one). The American girls that supposedly were in Holland probably ended up in Yugoslavia.

    Seriously; Dietbout, Xavius, Maritje-Claasz, Sofie? Some of those could even be Dutch female names.

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    Funny m8, only read about french but sound good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    Quite funny

    The only thing that disturbs me is that the author raped the pronounciation of my name in the same manner most Americans do it

    Might we assume that your name is Georg, or Gay-ORG as it is pronounced?
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Isapostolos-
    Seriously; Dietbout, Xavius, Maritje-Claasz, Sofie? Some of those could even be Dutch female names.
    Come on, Baldzo, we've been found out and we might as well admit it.

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    According to that site the Dutch are probably too boring to have names, and if they do they won't mind anyone getting them wrong because they hate making people feel bad. Ouch.

    I found this in the British section: "Most dialects sound like people are fighting against a frog in their voice box to cough up a few words." That makes me a frog with a frog in my throat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogbeastegg
    According to that site the Dutch are probably too boring to have names, and if they do they won't mind anyone getting them wrong because they hate making people feel bad. Ouch.
    Oh sure, I was only reacting to what his name's post to make him feel better.
    You British girls can be so, so cruel.
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    Did the site say cruel? :goes and checks: nope, we got loud and opinionated, so you must be wrong; everyone knows websites are always right

    :mutters: I'm not loud, in fact I am very quiet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dîn-Heru
    Might we assume that your name is Georg, or Gay-ORG as it is pronounced?
    Nope

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    lol funny read
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    About Belgium:

    Before the Euro standardized the continent, little corner stores would take any currency.

    I never knew that ! (and it isn't true btw)

    Also, most of us only speak 1-3 languages, not 8, and only 1 or 2 halfway decent anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogbeastegg
    Did the site say cruel?
    Well, according to my best friend Waccar it does.
    And my best friend Waccar, as opposed to guys like Dietbout, Fludderhuis and Grumplstitz, is always right.
    We wouldn't want to insult my best friend, now would we?
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    Men from North Ireland will try convincing you to carry a suspicious package on your flight back home.
    No proof at all! *ahem*
    /me runs and hides

    Belfast You'll probably want to stay away.
    very good idea. Think of Liverpool but 20X

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianII
    Well, according to my best friend Waccar it does.
    And my best friend Waccar, as opposed to guys like Dietbout, Fludderhuis and Grumplstitz, is always right.
    We wouldn't want to insult my best friend, now would we?
    Lol,

    For me, this site is only proof of the ignorance of most Americans about the rest of the world... And I know it's supposed to be funny, but they arn't even close with any of the info.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Isapostolos-
    For me, this site is only proof of the ignorance of most Americans about the rest of the world...
    Oh no, I don't want an argument! Please, I can't stand arguments. Ehm, eh, quick, let me list the names of all Ohio senators sinced 1900 for you.

    Sh*t I forgot...

    *sheds name, disappears into thin fog*
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    It's all very tongue in cheek, just look at the name of the website - "American Girls are easy". It's not the kind of thing someone seriously says about themself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frogbeastegg
    It's not the kind of thing someone seriously says about themself.
    Some sletty girls do...
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    'The Dutch are courteous drivers'

    Someone never visited Holland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Someone never visited Holland.
    They did, but none got out alive.
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    Irish guys are belligerent alcoholics, claim to see little green men at the end of a rainbow
    1) True 2) False, we usually sell tour bus tickets to ignorant Americans so they can search for the wee folk. Then we go and get pished on the taking. . .

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