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  1. 10-24-2004, 13:57 #1
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    I saw this on another forum; How to find a man in Europe and leave him there. Some sections are funnier than others.
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    Quite funny

    The only thing that disturbs me is that the author raped the pronounciation of my name in the same manner most Americans do it
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    That is really funny, thanks for the site.
    Although my name isn't on the Dutch list, all the others that are don't exist in Dutch (well, maybe one). The American girls that supposedly were in Holland probably ended up in Yugoslavia.

    Seriously; Dietbout, Xavius, Maritje-Claasz, Sofie? Some of those could even be Dutch female names.

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    Default Re: How to find a man in Europe and leave him there

    Funny m8, only read about french but sound good
    Sorry for my French
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    Default Re: How to find a man in Europe and leave him there

    Quote Originally Posted by -Isapostolos-
    Seriously; Dietbout, Xavius, Maritje-Claasz, Sofie? Some of those could even be Dutch female names.
    Come on, Baldzo, we've been found out and we might as well admit it.

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    Default Re: How to find a man in Europe and leave him there

    According to that site the Dutch are probably too boring to have names, and if they do they won't mind anyone getting them wrong because they hate making people feel bad. Ouch.

    I found this in the British section: "Most dialects sound like people are fighting against a frog in their voice box to cough up a few words." That makes me a frog with a frog in my throat.
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    Default Re: How to find a man in Europe and leave him there

    Quote Originally Posted by frogbeastegg
    According to that site the Dutch are probably too boring to have names, and if they do they won't mind anyone getting them wrong because they hate making people feel bad. Ouch.
    Oh sure, I was only reacting to what his name's post to make him feel better.
    You British girls can be so, so cruel.
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    Default Re: How to find a man in Europe and leave him there

    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    Quite funny

    The only thing that disturbs me is that the author raped the pronounciation of my name in the same manner most Americans do it

    Might we assume that your name is Georg, or Gay-ORG as it is pronounced?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dîn-Heru
    Might we assume that your name is Georg, or Gay-ORG as it is pronounced?
    Nope
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    lol funny read
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    Default Re: How to find a man in Europe and leave him there

    About Belgium:

    Before the Euro standardized the continent, little corner stores would take any currency.

    I never knew that ! (and it isn't true btw)

    Also, most of us only speak 1-3 languages, not 8, and only 1 or 2 halfway decent anyway.
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    Default Re: How to find a man in Europe and leave him there

    Men from North Ireland will try convincing you to carry a suspicious package on your flight back home.
    No proof at all! *ahem*
    /me runs and hides

    Belfast You'll probably want to stay away.
    very good idea. Think of Liverpool but 20X

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