Monkey Island insult swordfighting

**frogbeastegg** · 10-27-2004, 17:13

Link All these years later and I still remember many of these insults ... I feel old.

**SwordsMaster** · 10-27-2004, 19:49

Thats a real classic! Thanks froggy!

**Magraev** · 10-28-2004, 12:47

I remember laughing like a madman when me and a friend tried this for the first time - thanks for the link.

**FesterShinetop** · 10-28-2004, 23:48

Hey, thats cool! Thanks for the link. I replayed the first MI a while ago and I also remembered most of the insults!

**el_slapper** · 11-02-2004, 16:57

french translation wasn't bad either. Damn we all are old!!!

"Ancient times were coole because we were younger".

**Kommodus** · 11-04-2004, 17:27

Hm, I just tried this, but...

"I've got muscles in places you've never heard of."
"I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them."

"I've owned a dog that was smarter than you."
"Yeah, but we've both got better bladder control than you."

These are somehow wrong?

I think sometimes my own insults fit better...

**son of spam** · 11-05-2004, 03:53

Originally Posted by Kommodus

Hm, I just tried this, but...

"I've got muscles in places you've never heard of."
"I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them."

"I've owned a dog that was smarter than you."
"Yeah, but we've both got better bladder control than you."

These are somehow wrong?

I think sometimes my own insults fit better...

Yeah sometimes don't make much sense. Took me a while to figure them out, because a lot of the answers that seem to make sense fit in with others much better....only you've never seen the others before!

"I've got muscles in places you've never heard of"==Too bad none of them are in your arms

"I've owned a dog that was smarter than you"==He must have taught you everything you know

The "I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them." fits with "I've got big brains" or something

And "Yeah, but we've both got better bladder control than you." fits with "my 98 year old grandmother has bigger arms than you".