Well, at least it's not as bad as the various games utilising the Europe Universalis engine.

"I have conquered eight of your nine provinces. That's why we're conducting these negotiations on this worthless little rock! I can see your entire free population out the window! Give us what we want!"
"There will be no peace foreign dog. You will be crushed."
"I have three times more soldiers here as my honour guard than you have people!"
"Crushed. Utterly."
"Arrrrrrrrrgh!"