I need some commiseration...

**Kraellin** · 11-08-2004, 21:21

break your arm.... you'll forget all about the toe ;)

K.

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 11-08-2004, 21:57

What sucks about breaking toes is that there's not really much available in the way of treatment.

My dad broke the two biggest ones on his right foot by dropping a can of lager on them. We took him to the hospital, but they basically said 'there's nothing we can do, just let them heal'.

**Ser Clegane** · 11-08-2004, 22:07

Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

What sucks about breaking toes is that there's not really much available in the way of treatment.

My dad broke the two biggest ones on his right foot by dropping a can of lager on them. We took him to the hospital, but they basically said 'there's nothing we can do, just let them heal'.

That sounds pretty much like the highly sophisticated treatment I got...

Well at least I got a nice x-ray

Originally Posted by Kraellin

break your arm....

I almost followed that advice ... but I had to settle for some bruises

**Beirut** · 11-09-2004, 00:54

Well, at least you have a valid excuse to stay inside and play games, drink, and ask, repeatedly, for sympathy sex.

That's got to be worth something.

*Oh ya, dig the Senior Member title. It's new!

**Adrian II** · 11-09-2004, 01:10

Originally Posted by Beirut

Well, at least you have a valid excuse to stay inside and play games, drink, and ask, repeatedly, for sympathy sex.

Seconded. Oh, except for the sympathy sex, please!... Typical problem of hen-pecked North American males who don't understand that asking for it ('Gee, honey, I was wondering?...) is the greatest sex-killer in the world. Give that gorgeous Hausfrau a good seeing to, Clegane, that should take your mind off your toe. Hals- und Beinbruch!