Toaster Intensity Pointless Poll

[Kongamato]

I'm sorry, but my lack of sleep has caused me to forget to add an actual poll here. Arrg, this is embarrassing. Would you all mind just writing down "Gah!" or your opinions here? I'll try not to screw up next time.


As there is no lack of flowers at blossom time, so shall there be numerous and varied opinions on how the toaster shall be set. For my next pointless poll, I'd like to know what kind of toast you prefer. Do you prefer slightly warmed bread which causes your fellow breakfast eaters to question the point of using the toaster at all, or do you prefer the moderate texture of classic, golden-brown perfection, OR do you prefer a charred, black slice of brimstone which, upon first sight, silences everyone in the room except for the occasional Geiger counter?

I prefer toast which has no attributes of the extremes. I don't want soft stuff that tastes like it did when it went in the toaster. I also don't want anything to be charred, even the crusts. Right now, the taste of anything that's burnt evokes the instinctual brain response of "Dude, you ain't supposed to eat this".

To get you in the mood for toast...

Feel the Pwr!

Please vote, and Happy Toasting!