A Cautionary Tale
The following morning Cromwell stood proudly on the shores of Ireland.
"Lets be a-conquering then me lads! he shouted and in short order the Irish were subjugated to the iron will of the English. Then he bethought himself of the Papal Bull and the Holy Land in the grip of the Infidel and wanted to take himself on a Crusade. But "what Irish trickery is this....no port in Ireland.....God's Blood....you mean I am trapped on this bog ridden island for three years!!!" And Cromwell had only bought a handful of men and the Irish revolted and he was slain.