Note: I'm Sorry To Those Who Find This Offensive, But This Is A Joke Not A Real Life Thing
Life's a bomb till ya kill it
Note: I'm Sorry To Those Who Find This Offensive, But This Is A Joke Not A Real Life Thing
THE GODFATHER, PART 2
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Re: Life's a bomb till ya kill it
What is?
EDIT: Oh, you hadn't put the poll in when I posted.
I don't think you would suffocate in a vaccuum...your lungs would just collapse.
Last edited by Sasaki Kojiro; 11-19-2004 at 23:39.
Re: Life's a bomb till ya kill it
Well, honestly, i would prefer to die surrounded by my loved ones.
Either that, or bullet to the head, self inflicted.
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Re: Life's a bomb till ya kill it
Well my prefered method is to strap a tactical nuke to my forehead and nut Busted to oblivion.
Re: Life's a bomb till ya kill it
Yes, well, my problem is that there actually seems to be a point to this poll. Kills my inspiration, so sorry.
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Re: Life's a bomb till ya kill it
I would wish to go out in a last stand, in a blazing glory. I want to go down having all guns blazin, charging at the enemy, taking out as many as I can.
When ignorance reigns life is lost.
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I always feel that in those sort of circumstances, I would actually rather find myself alive and unhurt afterwards. Lots of bullet holes in my clothes, but all having somehow missed me.
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other- Extreme Sexual fatigue
Last edited by Ronin; 11-20-2004 at 01:00.
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Re: Life's a bomb till ya kill it
Gah!!!!!!!!
GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
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Re: Life's a bomb till ya kill it
other- Extreme Sexual fatigue
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Red Dwarf fan Zelda12? Polymorph i belive.....
Im gonna live forever so couldent really vote! ha ha !!!
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Re: Life's a bomb till ya kill it
Yes and yes.
Re: Life's a bomb till ya kill it
1. Sawed off shotgun blast to back of head at pointblank range.
2. Detonating self along with 20 tons of C4
3. Russian Roulette
4. Shot while performing glorious deed in army
5. Shot in shootout in major gang war
6. Incinerated in Carbomb
7. Crucified in front of Major Catholic Cathederal
8. Jumping in front of a bullet to save someone I care about
9. Listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd
10. Dying during Sex.
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Re: Life's a bomb till ya kill it
I say we go out there and TWAT IT!
I'd like you die riding a bomb, waving a cowboy hat in the slipstream of my descent.
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I would prefer being hit by a 20 km dia meteorite.
mfberg
annihilation = my favorite extinction theory
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By taking everyone, and I mean everyone, with me.
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Dying by old age or falling in combat (seriously) when I have reached at least my late "middle-ages".
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A friend of mine made me wonder what it would feel like to be eaten alive from the inside-out by a pack of starving, flesh-eating weasles.
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I've always imagined myself dying before I turn 40, preferably I would die between the age of 35-39.
I've always imagined myself dying in a some kind of battle, leading the charge, jumping on the grenade, or covering the retreat of my comrades on a clandestine mission.
It's not that I want to die like this, I really just don't want to grow old.
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ditto except 30 not 40 and some glorious end where i die saving others or something else heroic
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If I could choose how I'd die it'd be in a classic Samurai style showdown on the steps of the US senate. The match would have to be long and drawn out with a minimal of actual talking. Eventually I suffer a fatal wound and with my last bit of energy run my opponent through and then fall down and die.
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