The Ultimate: Cheese Vs Dinosaurs

[Silver Rusher]

Another poll by me, with no point whatsoever...

I believe that Cheese is superior to dinosaurs, simply because of it's fragility. Cheese is full of holes, or at least some kinds are, yet most Dinosaurs had none. The thing is, Cheese smells better AND tastes better with crackers, whereas if you stick Dinosaurs on a cracker they won't even fit.

What do you think?

[zelda12]

Don't firget that Cheese tastes nice and there are so many possibilities for its use. I mean you can have cheese on toast. Pasta and Cheese. Brocoli and cheese and many more.

[Snowhobbit]

But dinosaurs can eat the cheese, hence they must be superior right?

[BDC]

Well dinosaurs gave rise to birds, which resulted in chickens. So it's a close one.

[A.Saturnus]

I for one think that a brontosaurus would have tasted quite good. In addition, reptiloids have usually rather low-fat meat, while cheese...
A dinosaur also has a better flair. Cheese on your bread is rather lame, on the other hand, roasting a dinosaur on a stick over a fire makes a perfect atmosphere for camp-fire stories. Cheese just can´t compete with that.

[dessa14]

and those nice stories you have about hunting the dinosaur, you know the Big fish, like 60kg, imagine getting an ichysauros on the line (more like a ton)
"Yeah the other day i was off the reef and i pulled a one ton ichysaurus on board, i really like ichysaurus especially with melted cheese"

thanks,
dessa

[A.Saturnus]

And think about the options of a pet.
"If I find your t-rex´s droppings one more time in my garden..."

While cheese on the other hand just lies around.

[mfberg]

Dinosaurs win, except in the case of Limburger, then nobody wins.

mfberg

[frogbeastegg]

I proclaim cheese to be the victor, so there

There is nothing finer than a good cheese; it is the true pinnacle of evolution and humanity will never better a nice, mature cheddar. Dinosaurs, on the other hand, are better off forgotten. I mean they appear in bad films, in bad TV programmes, they make children's toys that really hurt when you tread on them in bare feet - need I go on?

Plus if you get two chunks of Munster cheese and cram them up the nostrils of any creature, dinosaur or otherwise, it will keel over and die from the unbelievably foul smell. Munster is a kind of dairy bio weapon.

Finally, and most conclusively, you cannot do cheese on toast with a dash of Lea & Perins with dinos; you can do this with cheese.

[English assassin]

You COULD do dinosaurs on toast with Lea and Perrins, you would just have to overcome the problem that in the age of the Dinosaurs Worcestershire was where india now is, and under water to boot. However one of the ingredients of Worcestershire sauce is anchovies anyway so a slightly fishy tang from underwater manufacture wouldn't spoil it much.

Whats more if you timed things right you could start cooking just as the asteroid struck the earth, which would mean all the dinosaurs would actually BE toast. Which is more than can be said for cheese.