The Ultimate: Cheese Vs Dinosaurs

[Boohugh]

Dinosaurs are crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside, just like armadillos. I don't like armadillos, therefore cheese must be superior.

[English assassin]

I decided to put this to the ultimate authority, namely my 18 month old son. Over to you, Tom:

"Dino. Big Dino. num num num. Tom geen Dino boots"

For those who do not speak 18 month old, he means that he likes dinosaurs because they are large and even toy ones can eat lots of things, and because there are green dinosaurs on his wellies.

Irrefutable logic there.

[Teutonic Knight]

I for one think that a brontosaurus would have tasted quite good. In addition, reptiloids have usually rather low-fat meat, while cheese...
A dinosaur also has a better flair. Cheese on your bread is rather lame, on the other hand, roasting a dinosaur on a stick over a fire makes a perfect atmosphere for camp-fire stories. Cheese just can´t compete with that.
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Professor! Look!..... it.....it does have a sense of humor!

[mfberg]

Dinosaurs win, except in the case of Limburger, then nobody wins.

mfberg

[frogbeastegg]

I proclaim cheese to be the victor, so there

There is nothing finer than a good cheese; it is the true pinnacle of evolution and humanity will never better a nice, mature cheddar. Dinosaurs, on the other hand, are better off forgotten. I mean they appear in bad films, in bad TV programmes, they make children's toys that really hurt when you tread on them in bare feet - need I go on?

Plus if you get two chunks of Munster cheese and cram them up the nostrils of any creature, dinosaur or otherwise, it will keel over and die from the unbelievably foul smell. Munster is a kind of dairy bio weapon.

Finally, and most conclusively, you cannot do cheese on toast with a dash of Lea & Perins with dinos; you can do this with cheese.

[English assassin]

You COULD do dinosaurs on toast with Lea and Perrins, you would just have to overcome the problem that in the age of the Dinosaurs Worcestershire was where india now is, and under water to boot. However one of the ingredients of Worcestershire sauce is anchovies anyway so a slightly fishy tang from underwater manufacture wouldn't spoil it much.

Whats more if you timed things right you could start cooking just as the asteroid struck the earth, which would mean all the dinosaurs would actually BE toast. Which is more than can be said for cheese.