Innuendo's and Great Pick Up Lines

[mercian billman]

I was watching The Living Daylights and was horrified when I realized I know virtually no sexual innuendo and don't have a clue when it comes to using pick up lines.

I was just wondering if anybody on this site know's some great pick up lines and some good innuendo.

Stuff like this does not count,

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

[Hetman_Koronny]

I've just realized I too know no "sexual innuendos" I'm justified though as I've been in a (monogamus) relationship for over 6 years

Promising topic mercian billman It'd be interesting to hear some on the topic from the tavern pimps

[King Edward]

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven??

If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Man i used to know loads of these but mind has gone blank..... 4 year relationship has put the crappy lines on the back burner.....

[DemonArchangel]

The word of the day is "legs"
let's go to my place and spread the word.

[Beirut]

"I'm a lumberjack. I deal in hard wood."

Beirut

[Lazul]

You: Hey there, wonna come home to my place and have sex and eat popcorn?
Her: What? no!
You: Uh? you dont like popcorn?