Someone has a (chocolate) chip on their shoulder.


Beruit, you misunderstand chocolate, much like the ancient indian kings of the Americas. Chocolate is not only for kings and royalty. Chocolate is happiness and love taken form. We give it to the ones we love as a show of affection. It builds trust, chases away fear and fosters friendship. Many a US soldier in WW2 learned that perhaps the most powerful tool they had was the Hershey bar in their rations. Chocolate is to be shared, not owned or horded. To quote the old Hershey jingle:

There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.
There's nothing like it you'll ever see,
A face as happy as it can be.
There's nothing like the face of a kid
When he's munching on the greatest taste around.
Hershey's, the great American chocolate bar.


This applies to Mars, Nestles and the thousands of other chocolates around the world too (though I obviously have a Hershey bias). Chocolate is too wonderful a thing for any to claim kingship over it.

However, cookies is another matter all together...

Now if I could only get that jingle out of my head!


This thread seems to have drifted off topic. Sorry "bar"...no pun intended.