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    warning- plot loss in progress Senior Member barocca's Avatar
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    Default situation joke - requires a situation please...

    "Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject"

    oki, so i have a punchline, now i need a "stituation" for it

    let 'em rip

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    Default Re: situation joke - requires a situation please...

    Well when someone gets there soda can or drops it

    I say well shaken, not stirred
    When a fox kills your chickens, do you kill the pigs for seeing what happened? No you go out and hunt the fox.
    Cry havoc and let slip the HOGS of war

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    The mime thread.
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    Default Re: situation joke - requires a situation please...

    3 moderators walk into a bar.

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    "Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject"
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.

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    Default Re: situation joke - requires a situation please...

    an assistant moderator, a moderator and an administrator walk into a bar.
    they run into some random annoying member who they hate,
    then they shoot a stripper and
    "someday, we'll look back on this" *laugh nervously and change the subject.
    thanks,
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    Default Re: situation joke - requires a situation please...

    One upon a time, a village of Screeching Women and Headhurlers were attacked by Barbarian Warbands. The Headhurlers were too afraid so the Screeching Women took on the Warband charge. All the Screeching Women died but not before they decimated the Barbarians. The rest were easily dispatched by the Headhurlers.

    Said the Head of the Headhurlers: From now on every year we'll celebrate this day as Thankscreeching Day. However, "someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject".

    Change it to what then?

    I dunno, Thanksgiving Day?

    YEAH!!, each Headhurler agreed. Thus, the first ever Thanksgiving Day.


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    Default Re: situation joke - requires a situation please...

    The Invasion of Iraq.
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