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    Evil Sadist Member discovery1's Avatar
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    Default I had the oddest conversation today....

    As I entered physics a student asked me a rather odd question. She asked me whether or not I had ever had an erection She had placed a bet with her boyfriend that I hadn't. She lost her money. I didn't think much of her before, now I want to crucify her boyfriend while she watches. I suppose this behavior isn't really surprising though. She asked one of her friends to marry her boyfriend if she goes to Harvard, which he is applying to. Maybe I'm being to harsh. But it would be most amusing to observe the expressions on their faces. Oh well, I suppose this will pass.


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    Default Re: I had the oddest conversation today....

    You should've asked her if she wanted to see it in action, just to be sure.
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    At least she lost the bet.
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    People who entertain themselves at the expense of others are beneath contempt. They're not worth your time and energy. It's often difficult, but the best thing to do is ignore the human trash out there and take pride in the fact that your actions do not place you among them.
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    Default Re: I had the oddest conversation today....

    How could a male person past puberty, who has no desease affecting natural processes, possibly answer this with no?
    How stupid must one be to ask this question seriously?
    I guess my answer would have been "Why are you asking, is your boyfriend having problems with it?"

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    Holy crap-what a weird, stupid question.
    I have to agree with Ghul here-
    "Why are you asking, is your boyfriend having problems with it?"
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    Default Re: I had the oddest conversation today....

    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    Holy crap-what a weird, stupid question.
    I have to agree with Ghul here- "Why are you asking, is your boyfriend having problems with it?"


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    If the response was 'no', a swift kick to the happy sacks and a 'Well, he is now...' would have been an amusing follow up.
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    Indeed
    Ja Mata, Tosa.

    The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder

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