# Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.![]()
Ban DHMO
GoreBag: Oh, Prole, you're a nerd's wet dream.
Actually, one California town banned DHMO after some idiot lawyer read that it is deadly if inhaled...
And bread seems like a sly culprit indeed!
AND# Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.
Sounds like time for a crackdown.# More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Damn that's scary. I'm gunna start eating rice for breakfast!![]()
Arghhh! darned wheat companies! No wonder I feel like doing bad stuff after I eat bread...![]()
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