Worst Movie Scene of All Time

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 12-07-2004, 18:52

I saw a Steven Seagal film called 'Half past dead' in which Seagal was pointing a gun at an evil dude. The evil dude stated that Seagal was out of ammo, to which Seagal replied "do you feel lucky, punk?" (cringe...) Then, Seagal pulled the trigger, and nothing happened. He said 'Misfire...' and was led away.

I was crying with disbelief.

I think pretty much the whole of titanic can be included too.

**frogbeastegg** · 12-09-2004, 16:31

Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

I think pretty much the whole of titanic can be included too.

Oh come on people; Titanic is the only film to make froggy cry at a love scene!

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With helpless laughter. It was the hand on the window that did it. Out of nowhere a hand goes slap on the misted up window, smears around a bit and then vanishes. Makes me wonder what they were doing ....

Before anyone tells me, yes I know what they were supposed to be doing, I just don't see how that involves hands on windows.

Titanic s(t)unk; it stands as a perfect example of why froggy hates chick flicks and mushy movies. I only watched it because someone dragged me off to see it, claiming it was the best thing ever.

**Ser Clegane** · 12-09-2004, 16:57

The whole of "First Knight" was just one terrible movie scene. After almost 10 years I still fail to comprehend how this movie could get so screwed up.

(There are probably worse movies - but I cannot remember any movie that left me so dissapointed ... well except for Highlander 2 perhaps, but for that one I did not pay to see it in cinema)

**The_Emperor** · 12-09-2004, 17:29

There was another movie that I saw once on TV that was really terrible.

I think it was once of the delta force movies...

Anyway you had this team going to the enemy base, all dressed in special forces black. The team leader stands up tall in the field and very un-stealthly looks around at the enemy base through his binoculars... and mutters something like "looks like they are expecting us".

What made the scene even more laughable was the fact that this was in broad daylight on a bright sunny day... And the field he and his team were standing in was full of cotton plants!! (yes very stealthy blending into the White background of those things in those fetching black suits)

**A.Saturnus** · 12-09-2004, 23:15

Has anyone of you seen the film "The last fight of Genghis Khan"? Genghis Khan actually hardly appears. He´s killed after 20 minutes. But the most absurd scene is when the main character crosses a river in Poland... and is attacked by an aligator!!

**Kongamato** · 12-10-2004, 05:04

There was this film called "A River Runs Through It" that had a scene where the two main characters, who were brothers, get into a fight with each other. Just before they fight, one of them yells out "You son of a bitch!!" to the other. Correct me if I'm wrong but that's probably not the best choice of words to use there.

I remember a scene in the old viking flick "The Long Ships" where about two dozen viking men burst into Sidney Poitier's harem. Grabbing, fondling, and fending off commences to -playful- background music. It's probably just me, but this did not appear tasteful.

AMC runs some B and C-class horror flicks on Fridays and halloween times, and "The Return of Count Yorga" had some seriously awful scenes. This Yorga fellow had a bunch of vampire brides which looked like crack whores that had been swimming in a mud puddle behind the power plant. There's a scene where they bust into a house and attack the family inside, and also far too many scenes of the doomed protagonists running around the house being chased by them, struggling to open the doors in the hallways which always turn out to be locked. It got tiresome after a while.

The nightmare sequence in the movie "Vertigo" was also pretty cheesy and might not have been the smartest thing to include. However, I've no idea what it looked like back then, it might have been scary to that era.