there's a scene in "They stole Hitler's Brain" where a character is giving the exposition of the movie to another character. It was mind numbingly boring.

you have to understand i wanted to watch this movie because i heard it was so bad. so i was anticipating this. but it was still too bad to watch. did i mention i quit within 15 minutes of it starting? there is noo way, noooo way a human being can actually sit through this entire movie. at least with van damme you can laugh at him if not with him, but there are movies that are so bad i challenge anyone to sit through them in one sitting. other than the one titled above, they are

"parents"
"surf nazis must die"