Pre-Battle Speech

[Mikeus Caesar]

But beware! Beware! The enemy will be merciless, because I ate all their bees! They have not tasted honey for many a moon, and this has made them mad for revenge! To arms, my pretties, to arms!

To arms, my pretties, to arms? He sounds like he's talking to the flying monkeys from wizard of oz....'fly my pretties, fly!!'

And remember, they may have the Moon People on their side, but we have lovely hats. Those hats will shield us from their fearsome gaze!

He's right, you know.....the moon people are everywhere.....wear a hat at all times!!

[asilv]

And not just any hat!
A tinfoil hat is the only one that gives protection against the moon people!

[Axeknight]

Please, oh please put it on the patch Captain. Or else it'll be on the petition.

#7 fix wall paving errors
#8 reduce friendly fire casualties
#9 include arseweasels

Or have them as an easter egg - the Yubtseb elephants can only be countered by the incendiary arseweasels

[anti_strunt]

The speaches are one of the coolest features of RTW IMO. Too bad everyone but the Romans get really short ones, or maybe I've just been unlucky?

[Fridge]

Please, oh please put it on the patch Captain. Or else it'll be on the petition.

#7 fix wall paving errors
#8 reduce friendly fire casualties
#9 include arseweasels

Or have them as an easter egg - the Yubtseb elephants can only be countered by the incendiary arseweasels

Which in turn are particularly vulnerable to a phalanx of winkle fork weilding hoplites.

[Lazul]

Most of the times i think the speechs sounds lame, and weak.

If im a barbarian as i usually play, I want my General to scream about eating the hearts of the enemy or build a wall of severed heads... but thats just me