Thank God your Grandmother isn't writing history books for our children.
I agree, she does have some odd ideas about the past.

She once told me that brown people would take me away if I did not behave. This made me think that poo people where going to come out of the toilet and get me, thus I became scared of toilets for while.

She said that my parents would die if I did not do well at school.

She once hit me with a wooden spoon.