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    Tree Killer Senior Member Beirut's Avatar
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    And I don't mean all the "Peace on Earth" stuff, I mean things.

    Try and limit it to three things. Keep the budget somewhat reasonable. Maybe less than $25,000.

    Me? Easy!

    BMW 650 motorcycle


    60" Sony Wega


    An assorted case of the finest American bourbons
    Unto each good man a good dog

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    Maybe less than $25,000.

    $16,000 of weed
    $7,000 of cigerettes
    $1,800 of coca cola
    $199 of rizlas

    ohh i wish...
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    A 12 guage shotgun with enough ammo to take out some pricks who are bustin my arse right around now/

    and 5mil in cash.

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    Elisha Cuthbert.

    Ding, ding, yes please!
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    i wish i could remember where i put my watch.

    and a night with two of Soly's best babes

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    well if were allowed to pick women, Sarah Michelle Gellar would beat my other posts wishes.
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    omniscience and the processing to match.


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    An end to world hunger...






    Just kidding, I wish I had my very own AK-47. Ever since I was 6 years old I have wanted an AK. Please Santa... Please!

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    World peace? Give me the world... then there'd be peace.
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    Rumours...

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    Oh yeah and Santa please get me the Chekoslavakian SA Vz. 58 version of the AK, PUIZE!!



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    I'd like for my family to stay healthy and well.
    And as for material items, I'd like a few thousand or million more dollars.

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    Hmmm. I admire your choice of motorcycle, Beirut, but for me, I would prefer a:


    The BMW just seems a bit too much like a dual sport to me, and I already have one of those. Of course, a V-Rod would be nice too.

    Of course, a brand spankin' new computer would be nice. A new car too. A new TV-maybe.

    And, while I'm at it, greater wisdom.

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    Nah, you just have to go for the real master:



    This is what I wish for; the 2005 Kawasaki Ninja ZX12Rage... in black of course.
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    $16,000 of weed
    LOL lifetime supply...hehe

    Toyota Avensis for me please.
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    - Another nice long vacation with a journey to either Japan or New Zealand would be nice

    - Some crates of good wine, e.g.





    (of course a Bordeaux or a good Riesling from our neighbourhood would also be welcome )

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    A nice car, lessons and insurance.

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    and a night with two of Soly's best babes
    Only two?
    But that is a good wish.

    - Some crates of good wine, e.g.
    mmm yes. Can't let Christmas pass without some good wine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    Hmmm. I admire your choice of motorcycle, Beirut.

    Crazed Rabbit
    Well thank you. I've gone through ten different Hondas but I want that BMW 650!

    Quite honestly, that bike you want and Sigurd's choice are way out of my comfort zone. I'm a slow cruiser and easy trail rider. I'll leave the speed demon stuff to you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAG
    Elisha Cuthbert.

    Ding, ding, yes please!

    Give that man a prize!

    *starts making dog noises and salivating*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    Quote Originally Posted by Jag
    Elisha Cuthbert.

    Ding, ding, yes please!
    Give that man a prize!

    *starts making dog noises and salivating*
    Elisha Cutbert? Never heard of.

    *does a little google search*

    Nah, I wouldn't do her if she begged me.

    *digs up some Gwen Stefani pics instead*
    I want a concert by Gwen Stefani as my Christmas present. Oh, and a bottle of champagne, a hottub and her feeding me grapes naked...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
    I want a concert by Gwen Stefani as my Christmas present. Oh, and a bottle of champagne, a hottub and her feeding me grapes naked...
    Well said. I like your fantasies
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    You don't like Elisha Cuthbert? OMG!





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    Elisha Cutbert? Never heard of.

    *does a little google search*

    Nah, I wouldn't do her if she begged me
    My respect for you before that comment>Respect for you after that comment.
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    Gentlemen, please... I'm sure we can start a thread over who needs a boinking the most. In the meantime, in the spirit of the season, I propose a truce and will sacrafice myself and occupy both Ms. Stefani's and Ms. Cuthbert's affections, concurrently, so as to settle the matter.

    God, if my wife ever finds this forum, and in particular thread, I'm a deadman.

    I'd like an all expenses paid trip to Hong Kong & Macau for a week and a half with the missus. With my cocktail bill, her shopping habits, & assuming we'd get first class seats, that should run right around 25K.
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    @ Ser Clegane - Tignanello, eh ?? A fine choice sir. Why don't we pool or funds and buy two lots for us both ??

    By the way, I wasn't aware that your neighbourhood actully made any GOOD Reisling ??!!??

    Seriously though:

    1). Some SERIOUS vintage malt like Laphraiog, Cambletown or Penderynn.
    2). The entire contents of the Antinori cellars.
    3). That designer rubber catsuit the lady has been badgering me about (Skin Two: if you read this then PM me !! )
    Last edited by TonyJ; 12-22-2004 at 21:58.
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    Is this turning into one of those chick threads?

    Well can someone giftwrap this for me?


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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJ
    @ Ser Clegane - Tignanello, eh ?? A fine choice sir. Why don't we pool or funds and buy two lots for us both ??

    By the way, I wasn't aware that your neighbourhood actully made any GOOD Reisling ??!!??

    Hehe - You can have some of my Tignanello if I can get some of your Laphraiog
    (unfortunately I usually have to settle for Antinori's Chiantis that are in a more realistic price range - but still very enjoyable)

    Regarding the Riesling - Hofheim, which is only about 15 minutes by car from my home has some of the finest Rieslings in Germany (e.g., from "Künstler")

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    LittleGrizzly,

    Is this what you wanted for Christmas?


    if it is what i think it is, then very much so...
    In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!

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    Awww
    JAG, those pics good... uhm..
    no blood no foul

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    What would I like? many things...
    among them are the impossible: 1) for girls to spend a reasonable amount of time looking at shoes they can't afford...(me judging reasonable of course...)
    2) the same as the above except for shoes...
    3) to become dictator of the world
    Thus ensuring: 4) world peace and an end to famine
    and 5) liberals running the world

    and the remotely possible: 1) a Scan white cobra SLi
    2) a Radeon X850 XT PE
    3) a girlfreind

    and what will happen: 1) an amount of money around 100 quid
    2) A Pink Floyd Album...the most important nautrally

    edit: I forgot...a night with Elisha Cuthbert and Beyonce Knowles (sp?) together
    and Avenged Sevenfold to get the Christmas No.1
    and to be able to play the bass guitar or any electric guitar to be honest
    Last edited by ah_dut; 12-23-2004 at 15:54. Reason: I forgot the most important thing...

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