does anybody else HATE onions?

**BDC** · 12-22-2004, 20:44

Originally Posted by Fragony

The onionmania is indeed of epic proportions. It may have to do with the feminine curves that the onion posesses, it starts rather small at the top and trancends in a nice bell shape. In the end we all want to eat our females, but that is only what I have read in Freud's 'the significance of onions and our rejected homosexuality' where he links oedipoes with 'cock' au vin and it's sexual relevance towards shetland pony's from greece.

lmao, I think everyone else missed that masterpiece...

Onions are in everything. They are like ogres; unavoidable. *stares suspiciously out of window*

**Ironside** · 12-22-2004, 21:00

Me, I hate onions, garlic and tomatoes.

That's incredibly limiting when it comes to food.

**TonyJ** · 12-22-2004, 21:42

I have to admit I was slowly coerced into my dependence on cooked onions (and other things I didn't really like, such as garlic and tomatoes) by my hertitage: I am half Italian.

Could you imagine someone in an Italian family not liking onions, garlic and tomatoes ?? Truly that is akin to blasphemy

So here, completely unbidden, are my rules:

1). If it ain't Italian, don't eat it.
2). If you wouldn't drink it, don't cook with it.
3). If you can't put it on pasta, don't cook it.
4). If you disagree with me, don't bother

Aaaahh, food, ain't it great ??

**Rurik the Chieftain** · 12-22-2004, 22:12

You must bow to the almighty onion! Fry 'em, cook 'em, eat 'em raw, it's all good!

Onions are definitely a good thing. Except peeling them.

**Ja'chyra** · 12-23-2004, 09:30

It seems that certain individuals are missing out on hte delectability that is the humble onion.

I see this as a travesty when the real villian of the fast food/sandwich world is, quite obviously, mayonnaise. They put this most evil of substances on everything, breakfast baguette with sausage and bacon and...............mayo. Simply Chicken sandwich with, you guessed it, bloody mayo. This stuff is the Satan of all condiments and should be banished from the face of the earth for being pants.

Anyway, where was I, Oh aye, onions. Onions should be raw or slightly cooked but still firm if not crunchy, when they get to the brown slimy stage you'd be as well eating, well, brown slime.

Note: The views expressed in this post are mine and mine alone and not meant to represent the generic views of males, athiests, Scots, white people, people between the ages of 25 and 30, people that wear jeans, people with short hair, poeple with earrings or people with tattoo's. Thank you.

**Mount Suribachi** · 12-23-2004, 09:47

I can't stand raw or cooked onions, but I just luuuuurve pickled onions!

**King Edward** · 12-23-2004, 10:53

Originally Posted by Ja'chyra

I see this as a travesty when the real villian of the fast food/sandwich world is, quite obviously, mayonnaise. They put this most evil of substances on everything, breakfast baguette with sausage and bacon and...............mayo. Simply Chicken sandwich with, you guessed it, bloody mayo. This stuff is the Satan of all condiments and should be banished from the face of the earth for being pants.

TOO TRUE!! Mayo is the Filthiest substance in the world!!!