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    8) You deploy yourself in a corner at a party because you're worried about being flanked.

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    11) at the end of your buisness meeting "and at the last my brave fellow workers, i say this to you, STRENGHT & HONOUR TO YOU ALL!"
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    Upon leaving your meeting with the Senior Project Board you discover the only notes you have made are for your forthcoming invasion of Macedonia.
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    13) When you see flaming arrows in use in a film, you become annoyed and expect a large drop in frame-rates.

    14) When engaging in a game of paintball with your mates, you're more afraid of friendly fire than you are being hit by the opposition.

    15) Whenever anything gets on your nerves, doesn't fit, looks or seems stupid, you swear "When's that patch coming out?"

    16) Whenever it rains, or anything falls down or flies past you, you shout "form testudo!" at your family.

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    17) You think the world should plant less food because that leads to population overgrowth and therefore squalor & unhappiness.

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    18) You think that cultural differences can be overcome by destroying everything in a foriegn country and rebuilding it to look just like yours.
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    19) You select new project team members on the basis of the influence they will have on your management ability.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Didz
    18) You think that cultural differences can be overcome by destroying everything in a foriegn country and rebuilding it to look just like yours.
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