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    Default Re: Thanks for nothing, spy

    "Hey! What are you doing!?"
    "We're testing the gates tolerances for when the enemy attack!"
    "Oh...right. Carry on."
    *BOOM!*
    "Yeah see? If this had been an enemy battering ram they'd have busted right on through! Well blow me, there they are now!"
    Love is a well aimed 24 pounder howitzer with percussion shells.

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    General: "Ahhh... Our spy has returned. Do you have anything interesting to tell us?"
    Spy: "Why of course your greatness. I have managed to smash open all four gates."
    General: *Jumps to his feet* "Are you telling me the city is open for assault right now?"
    Spy: "Indeed your powerfulness..."
    General: "CHAAAAAARGE!!!!"

    After the battle

    General: "Now my little spyfriend, how come you opened the gates but didn't keep the guards from the oil? We lost an entire contingent of Companions."
    Spy: "With respect, your excellency, I could hardly do that and open the gates at the same time."
    General: *rolling eyes* "So you couldn't stop the oil, but you could smash open four very big and heavy reinfoced iron gates? Is there a chance you had a little help from within?"
    Spy: "Not at all your superiorness, I had to work through the night with my Helvetian Army dagger. *With hushed voice* In the Secret Police version it contains a pocket-ram perfect for breaking open gates when nobody is looking. It is standard issue in the Seleucid Secret Police."
    General: "In that case, why in the name of Alexander didn't you tell us that the oil was burning?!?!"
    Spy: "Well you didn't ask..."
    General: "ARGGGHHHH!"
    You may not care about war, but war cares about you!


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