100 more ways to know your playing RTW to much

[Zharakov]

i wish i was born in the golden age of comunisium... rather then the economic whole Russia is in now...

[Shadow]

145. When you try to set a law that require all dog owners to send their dogs to war hound training camp so when the need a raise there will be a ready supply of war dogs to help fight the invasion.

*thinking whether I will get the last 100 again *

[derF]

144- You start believing that you were born in the wrong age.

yep thats me a roman at heart an american in lineage.

Yes well, i am Italian and most probably of Roman lineage.

[master of the puppets]

im a quarter italian. by saying im american i mean i live in america and am a mutt.
but i still got all the good warrior blood.
i am italian=roman (lighter skin posibly julii descent)
irish=celtic warriors
british=crazy blue british guys
polish=the visigoths originated in scandinavia and poland
and a tiny bit native american=...warrior brave?

146.) to say "i'll kill for some food" and mean it

[Rodafowa]

147 - During ITV's annual showing of Goldfinger, you complain loudly that the film is utterly unrealistic since Bond somehow infiltrates the enemy complex without the help of a pet monkey or so much as a single catamite.

[Divinus Arma]

148) You play Rome all day and dream Rome at night

**True story! I'll wake up exhausted, as if I had been on the virtual battlefield all night long.

149) You have a family, big house, great job, and all you really think about in your free time is Rome and when the EB mod will finally come out.

**Another True Story.

150) And thus you spend time with 11 yrs olds and 14 yr olds online in a Rome Forum. (no offense young-uns)

**Gross, scary, and I need help.

151) You actually draw formations during business meetings.

**True again

152) You analyzed yourself and tried to see which vices and virtues you have.

153) Worse still, you try to figure out which of your traits will "develop".

**All True

154) Your wife comes in your home office for ANY REASON AT ALL, and you kick her out because your archers just couldn't set the damn seige towers on fire before they reached your walls and now egyptian bastards with axes are laying waste. (Then the whole egyptian army retreats for no reason at all! WTF?)

[Pat the Baker]

155- You develop an ass groove on a wooden chair

156-You develop a nasty twitch when not playing (Sad but true )

157-You meet a brit or german or spanish person on the street and beat the crap out of them because they destroyed your empire(Castle)

[Arrowhead]

150) And thus you spend time with 11 yrs olds and 14 yr olds online in a Rome Forum. (no offense young-uns)

**Gross, scary, and I need help.

I guess you took mine and aw89's ages then?
Watch out! This mght be two people I have decalared war on!

[Divinus Arma]

I guess you took mine and aw89's ages then?
Watch out! This mght be two people I have decalared war on!

Get out now, before it is too late!!! I got a Nintendo Entertainment System(the old 8 bit original was brand new then) for my Seventh birthday. Eighteen years later and I am STILL hooked. I can only imagine it will be worse for you lads. Games now are more addictive and emersive than ever before. What type of gaming systems will be around when you are my age in another 10-15 years?!

Stop now and go ride a bike or draw with crayons or play with G.I Joes (are those even around anymore?) or some other wholesome activity.

**shakes head in self-disgust** I can't believe I'm telling "back when I was a kid" stories. Yep, back when I was a kid, we had to walk ten miles in the snow just to play Duck Hunt at a friend's house. And it was uphill both ways!

#158) You chat with young-uns half your age about the 'good old days' and realize that the 'good old days' sucked and that Rome is the best game since the Legend of Zelda!

[Baiae]

159) You spend all your time chatting on a website about a game which you borrow from your elder brother while said brother is too busy writing an essay to play Rome

[Arrowhead]

159) You spend all your time chatting on a website about a game which you borrow from your elder brother while said brother is too busy writing an essay to play Rome

I do not borrow it! I come down to play it. This computer would not handle it. Lousy old rubbish peice of junk...that's why I want to buy one for myself.

[Arrowhead]

Looks like baiae is another to add to my growing list of people to declare war on...

[Baiae]

I do not borrow it! I come down to play it.

Yeah well, artistic license

[master of the puppets]

160.) rome total war things seem to creep into every sentence.

[Zharakov]

161: You get all your school friends to help re-enact the sacking of your high scho... I mean Rome...

[Arrowhead]

Yeah well, artistic license

You sarky little... when I get my hands on you...

[master of the puppets]

you realize one of your enemies (arrowhead >:P) has made anorther enemy you (in order to secure your position as the most dominant person THATS RIGHT MOST DOMINANT )offer an alliance to that person.

so now hopefully Master of the puppets, aw89,and baiae will allie too crush the cruel, babykilling, evil arrowhead.

SO Baiae shall we ally to crush him?

[Baiae]

SO Baiae shall we ally to crush him?

I don't really think I'm allowed to, he is my little brother...

[Arrowhead]

I don't really think I'm allowed to, he is my little brother...

Yeah mum will blow her top.

[master of the puppets]

lol
eh do you british people do noogies?
how bought wedgies?
wet willies?

well watever ok well no war for baise
if arrowhead was a cruel baby killing warmonger would you make war?

[master of the puppets]

162.) you belive all diplomatic problems can be solved with an army and an assasin