describe an org member

**nokhor** · 01-03-2005, 04:19

write up a description of a particular org member, how they look, what they wear, where they work etc. you should only do this for patrons who you don't know personally, or have never seen their pictures etc.

so that people who are being described can get a good laugh about how far off, other people's mental images of them are.

and please, nothing that could be seen as derogatory.

**TheSilverKnight** · 01-03-2005, 04:50

A. Saturnus - Dresses in dark clothing all the time, speaks either German or Flemish, carries a big bloody sword, and likes to say "Off with their head!"

**Uesugi Kenshin** · 01-03-2005, 04:54

I think he lives down the street..... Some say he drinks blood and plays checkers all day!

I don't remember ever seeing a post of his and mean this only as a joke...... But seriously he is down the street....

**discovery1** · 01-03-2005, 04:54

Frogbeast- Rarely is she seen out of her plate armour. She partrols the org threatening rabble rousers with her mace. Also spends time writing CK and Vicky aars.

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 01-03-2005, 05:12

Beirut-Effeminate metrosexual. Spends most of his time sipping martinis in expensive wine bars, shopping for expensive and extremely fragile shoes, and hating Pink Floyd. Works in an office, and gives money to tree-preservation charities.

I think I'm bang-on with this one...

**Muneyoshi** · 01-03-2005, 09:33

I would give a short description of Grizz, but me seen his pic before

(not sure why I used that smilie, looked good). So I guess ill do Ichi then

Ichi -

Add some long hair to that. Is really a pyro in his off time and burns a lot of paper in his garage. Always wears his gear around everywhere because he just loooooves the colour, and because he believes it will protect him from those mind bullets that Wonderboy is always shooting at him.

Elmo - Secretly hates every Sesame Street character because they cut back on his drinking time with their constant bickering and telling him to stop for a second so he can do his segment. Hates his yellow ducky. Hates being tickled all the time, but sucks it up to sell more merchandise. Started the whole "Bert & Ernie are gay" rumour after a failed partnership to 'get rid' of Big Bird so they would have all the royalties of the show for themselves.

**Beirut** · 01-03-2005, 13:34

Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.

His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.