A. Saturnus - Dresses in dark clothing all the time, speaks either German or Flemish, carries a big bloody sword, and likes to say "Off with their head!"
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A. Saturnus - Dresses in dark clothing all the time, speaks either German or Flemish, carries a big bloody sword, and likes to say "Off with their head!"
"I'm like the Vikings -- I come here, I steal your women, your booze, your dough, and then I go back home." ~ Wiz
"Play RTW and wait till 1,000 people die and look at them from above. Then tell me it was worth the oil." - Byzantine Prince
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I think he lives down the street..... Some say he drinks blood and plays checkers all day!
I don't remember ever seeing a post of his and mean this only as a joke...... But seriously he is down the street....
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
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Frogbeast- Rarely is she seen out of her plate armour. She partrols the org threatening rabble rousers with her mace. Also spends time writing CK and Vicky aars.
GoreBag: Oh, Prole, you're a nerd's wet dream.
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Beirut-Effeminate metrosexual. Spends most of his time sipping martinis in expensive wine bars, shopping for expensive and extremely fragile shoes, and hating Pink Floyd. Works in an office, and gives money to tree-preservation charities.
I think I'm bang-on with this one...
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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I would give a short description of Grizz, but me seen his pic before(not sure why I used that smilie, looked good). So I guess ill do Ichi then
Ichi -Add some long hair to that. Is really a pyro in his off time and burns a lot of paper in his garage. Always wears his gear around everywhere because he just loooooves the colour, and because he believes it will protect him from those mind bullets that Wonderboy is always shooting at him.
Elmo - Secretly hates every Sesame Street character because they cut back on his drinking time with their constant bickering and telling him to stop for a second so he can do his segment. Hates his yellow ducky. Hates being tickled all the time, but sucks it up to sell more merchandise. Started the whole "Bert & Ernie are gay" rumour after a failed partnership to 'get rid' of Big Bird so they would have all the royalties of the show for themselves.
Last edited by Muneyoshi; 01-03-2005 at 09:41.
Re: describe an org member
Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.
His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.
Unto each good man a good dog
Re: describe an org member
Originally Posted by Beirut
Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.
His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.
ROFL!!
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
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Touche!Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.
His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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Froggy: British woman, sort of well.... dumpy. Sits in front of the computer in a frog t-shirt and types up stories and plays games all day. Visited occasionally by boyfriend to check if she's alive or not. Lives in a house built from boxes of chinese food and pizza.
Hosakawa Tito: Friendly family man, only because he takes it out on the inmates where he works. Liberally applies the nightstick and the stun gun ALL the time.
Pindar: Mormon minister, surrounded by books, typing from a dark,dusty room somewhere inside the Mormon Temple.
Navaros: Personal assisstant to Rev. Fred Phelps.
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