describe an org member

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 01-03-2005, 05:12

Beirut-Effeminate metrosexual. Spends most of his time sipping martinis in expensive wine bars, shopping for expensive and extremely fragile shoes, and hating Pink Floyd. Works in an office, and gives money to tree-preservation charities.

I think I'm bang-on with this one...

**Muneyoshi** · 01-03-2005, 09:33

I would give a short description of Grizz, but me seen his pic before

(not sure why I used that smilie, looked good). So I guess ill do Ichi then

Ichi -

Add some long hair to that. Is really a pyro in his off time and burns a lot of paper in his garage. Always wears his gear around everywhere because he just loooooves the colour, and because he believes it will protect him from those mind bullets that Wonderboy is always shooting at him.

Elmo - Secretly hates every Sesame Street character because they cut back on his drinking time with their constant bickering and telling him to stop for a second so he can do his segment. Hates his yellow ducky. Hates being tickled all the time, but sucks it up to sell more merchandise. Started the whole "Bert & Ernie are gay" rumour after a failed partnership to 'get rid' of Big Bird so they would have all the royalties of the show for themselves.

**Beirut** · 01-03-2005, 13:34

Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.

His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.

**SwordsMaster** · 01-03-2005, 18:09

Originally Posted by Beirut

Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.

His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.

ROFL!!

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 01-03-2005, 20:13

Originally Posted by Beirut

Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.

His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.

Touche!

**DemonArchangel** · 01-03-2005, 22:36

Froggy: British woman, sort of well.... dumpy. Sits in front of the computer in a frog t-shirt and types up stories and plays games all day. Visited occasionally by boyfriend to check if she's alive or not. Lives in a house built from boxes of chinese food and pizza.

Hosakawa Tito: Friendly family man, only because he takes it out on the inmates where he works. Liberally applies the nightstick and the stun gun ALL the time.

Pindar: Mormon minister, surrounded by books, typing from a dark,dusty room somewhere inside the Mormon Temple.

Navaros: Personal assisstant to Rev. Fred Phelps.

**discovery1** · 01-04-2005, 04:36

Stepp Merc: Bald with fascist inclinations. He spends many hours in his corporate hq comming up with new and painful ways to remove long haired men thinking a plague on society.

**Navaros** · 01-04-2005, 10:58

Originally Posted by DemonArchangel

Navaros: Personal assisstant to Rev. Fred Phelps.

ha ha, good one! although i'm not entirely sure i can endorse Phelps, he's a little too whacked-out even for me

if Pat Buchanan offered me such a job tho, i'd jump right on it!

**frogbeastegg** · 01-04-2005, 11:54

I favour swords, not maces. They just look cooler.

Dumpy? That made me grin - I'm so slender I have trouble getting clothing that doesn't look like I am wearing a bin bag. You are right about my poor boyfriend; I pity him.

Hmm, speaking of the goldfish, public transport is back up and running. :celebrates, for she can see her fish again: I missed the poor thing.