describe an org member

**Beirut** · 01-03-2005, 13:34

Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.

His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.

**SwordsMaster** · 01-03-2005, 18:09

Originally Posted by Beirut

Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.

His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.

ROFL!!

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 01-03-2005, 20:13

Originally Posted by Beirut

Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.

His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.

Touche!

**DemonArchangel** · 01-03-2005, 22:36

Froggy: British woman, sort of well.... dumpy. Sits in front of the computer in a frog t-shirt and types up stories and plays games all day. Visited occasionally by boyfriend to check if she's alive or not. Lives in a house built from boxes of chinese food and pizza.

Hosakawa Tito: Friendly family man, only because he takes it out on the inmates where he works. Liberally applies the nightstick and the stun gun ALL the time.

Pindar: Mormon minister, surrounded by books, typing from a dark,dusty room somewhere inside the Mormon Temple.

Navaros: Personal assisstant to Rev. Fred Phelps.

**discovery1** · 01-04-2005, 04:36

Stepp Merc: Bald with fascist inclinations. He spends many hours in his corporate hq comming up with new and painful ways to remove long haired men thinking a plague on society.

**Navaros** · 01-04-2005, 10:58

Originally Posted by DemonArchangel

Navaros: Personal assisstant to Rev. Fred Phelps.

ha ha, good one! although i'm not entirely sure i can endorse Phelps, he's a little too whacked-out even for me

if Pat Buchanan offered me such a job tho, i'd jump right on it!

**frogbeastegg** · 01-04-2005, 11:54

I favour swords, not maces. They just look cooler.

Dumpy? That made me grin - I'm so slender I have trouble getting clothing that doesn't look like I am wearing a bin bag. You are right about my poor boyfriend; I pity him.

Hmm, speaking of the goldfish, public transport is back up and running. :celebrates, for she can see her fish again: I missed the poor thing.

**SwordsMaster** · 01-04-2005, 13:11

I missed the poor thing.

The goldfish.

I pity him.

The boyfriend.

Ok, sorry, I didnt get much sleep and all...

**frogbeastegg** · 01-04-2005, 14:11

I call my poor, poor boyfriend goldfish. The name came about for a variety of reasons, including his asking one particular question over and over as if he had forgotten the answer. Selective goldfish memory syndrone, now cured. :daft smile: Poor thing; he has a frog addiction and time is only making it worse.