Froggy: British woman, sort of well.... dumpy. Sits in front of the computer in a frog t-shirt and types up stories and plays games all day. Visited occasionally by boyfriend to check if she's alive or not. Lives in a house built from boxes of chinese food and pizza.

Hosakawa Tito: Friendly family man, only because he takes it out on the inmates where he works. Liberally applies the nightstick and the stun gun ALL the time.

Pindar: Mormon minister, surrounded by books, typing from a dark,dusty room somewhere inside the Mormon Temple.

Navaros: Personal assisstant to Rev. Fred Phelps.