Byzantine_Prince: Is a kid living in a small cabin in the Rocky mountains all alone but with a super computer and internet access. He was the son of psichiatrist who went insane and tauht him weird things and so he likes to talk to his own hand, which he usually covers with gay puppet.

Big King Sanctaphrax: Is a huge hairy man living in Northen Norway wher he spends his time playing Total War and raising his polar dogs for expeditions for tourists.

Beirut: Is a French Canadian lady's man who likes to party (and that's cool). I think he has a full head of hair and maybe a little gotty to match. He likes to get pampered at expensive sallons where he gets his nails done every morning in fear that some woman might noticing anything wrong.