describe an org member

[nokhor]

write up a description of a particular org member, how they look, what they wear, where they work etc. you should only do this for patrons who you don't know personally, or have never seen their pictures etc.

so that people who are being described can get a good laugh about how far off, other people's mental images of them are.

and please, nothing that could be seen as derogatory.

[TheSilverKnight]

A. Saturnus - Dresses in dark clothing all the time, speaks either German or Flemish, carries a big bloody sword, and likes to say "Off with their head!"

[Uesugi Kenshin]

I think he lives down the street..... Some say he drinks blood and plays checkers all day!



I don't remember ever seeing a post of his and mean this only as a joke...... But seriously he is down the street....

[discovery1]

Frogbeast- Rarely is she seen out of her plate armour. She partrols the org threatening rabble rousers with her mace. Also spends time writing CK and Vicky aars.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Beirut-Effeminate metrosexual. Spends most of his time sipping martinis in expensive wine bars, shopping for expensive and extremely fragile shoes, and hating Pink Floyd. Works in an office, and gives money to tree-preservation charities.

I think I'm bang-on with this one...

[Muneyoshi]

I would give a short description of Grizz, but me seen his pic before (not sure why I used that smilie, looked good). So I guess ill do Ichi then

Ichi - Add some long hair to that. Is really a pyro in his off time and burns a lot of paper in his garage. Always wears his gear around everywhere because he just loooooves the colour, and because he believes it will protect him from those mind bullets that Wonderboy is always shooting at him.

Elmo - Secretly hates every Sesame Street character because they cut back on his drinking time with their constant bickering and telling him to stop for a second so he can do his segment. Hates his yellow ducky. Hates being tickled all the time, but sucks it up to sell more merchandise. Started the whole "Bert & Ernie are gay" rumour after a failed partnership to 'get rid' of Big Bird so they would have all the royalties of the show for themselves.

[Beirut]

Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.

His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.

[SwordsMaster]

Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.

His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.

ROFL!!

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Big King Sanctaphrax - A crusty old man living in the Argentine highlands. Having long ago shaved his head, BKS is often seen sitting alone reciting recipes for Swiss fondue like prayers and beating any sheep herders that wander by.

His prison record dates back to the 1950s when he worked as a strike breaker bending elbows and knees. He hates all music, looks exactly like Chuck Berry (except balder), and is known to be very ill manered. This feisty old curmudgeon is mad, bad and dangerous to know.

Touche!

[DemonArchangel]

Froggy: British woman, sort of well.... dumpy. Sits in front of the computer in a frog t-shirt and types up stories and plays games all day. Visited occasionally by boyfriend to check if she's alive or not. Lives in a house built from boxes of chinese food and pizza.

Hosakawa Tito: Friendly family man, only because he takes it out on the inmates where he works. Liberally applies the nightstick and the stun gun ALL the time.

Pindar: Mormon minister, surrounded by books, typing from a dark,dusty room somewhere inside the Mormon Temple.

Navaros: Personal assisstant to Rev. Fred Phelps.

[discovery1]

Stepp Merc: Bald with fascist inclinations. He spends many hours in his corporate hq comming up with new and painful ways to remove long haired men thinking a plague on society.

[Navaros]

Navaros: Personal assisstant to Rev. Fred Phelps.

ha ha, good one! although i'm not entirely sure i can endorse Phelps, he's a little too whacked-out even for me

if Pat Buchanan offered me such a job tho, i'd jump right on it!

[frogbeastegg]

I favour swords, not maces. They just look cooler. Dumpy? That made me grin - I'm so slender I have trouble getting clothing that doesn't look like I am wearing a bin bag. You are right about my poor boyfriend; I pity him.

Hmm, speaking of the goldfish, public transport is back up and running. :celebrates, for she can see her fish again: I missed the poor thing.

[SwordsMaster]

I missed the poor thing.

The goldfish.

I pity him.

The boyfriend.




Ok, sorry, I didnt get much sleep and all...

[frogbeastegg]

I call my poor, poor boyfriend goldfish. The name came about for a variety of reasons, including his asking one particular question over and over as if he had forgotten the answer. Selective goldfish memory syndrone, now cured. :daft smile: Poor thing; he has a frog addiction and time is only making it worse.

[SwordsMaster]

asking one particular question over and over as if he had forgotten the answer

Hey, that happens to me too! I actually forget the answer.

My gf got so tired of me never knowing where to put things, she just dropped the towel, so to speak...

That is selective memory. But "goldfish" is an original approach...

[Byzantine Prince]

Byzantine_Prince: Is a kid living in a small cabin in the Rocky mountains all alone but with a super computer and internet access. He was the son of psichiatrist who went insane and tauht him weird things and so he likes to talk to his own hand, which he usually covers with gay puppet.

Big King Sanctaphrax: Is a huge hairy man living in Northen Norway wher he spends his time playing Total War and raising his polar dogs for expeditions for tourists.

Beirut: Is a French Canadian lady's man who likes to party (and that's cool). I think he has a full head of hair and maybe a little gotty to match. He likes to get pampered at expensive sallons where he gets his nails done every morning in fear that some woman might noticing anything wrong.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

wow noones done me yet...
Er... Gawain of Orkeney: A grizzled Ex Marine who loves america but sometimes seems to ramble.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Capo-A Teenage Mafioso with extremely wide shoulders, who enjoys wearing sharp suits and inserting cotton wool balls into his mouth. He is rapidly climbing the ranks of 'the family', but is unable to reconcile his mob inclinations with his Catholic faith.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

thank you.
BKS: A young rocker who loves anything that's true rock. He wears his hair long and alot of black. He loves rock and loves to play rock on his bass.

[DemonArchangel]

Gawain of Orkney: A pot smoking, tree hugging hippie, who wears combat boots.

edit: someone describe me.

[Sigurd]

DemonArchangel: The Anti-Christ personified, sitting in his small cellar at the Holy Comforter-St. Cyprian School writing anti religious pamphlets about how God is dead and has been for the last 2000 years, knowing in his heart that Odinn is the true God ever since he got his *** kicked in his first Tavern brawl by Vignus the Anvil; the devoted apostle of Aasgard’s only true and living Godhead.
Oh, did I mention that DA also is a choir boy?

[PanzerJaeger]

Grizz:

The only southern Baptist living in England. When he isnt out fox hunting, hes counting his money or scheming to keep the poor poorer while making himself richer. Hes attempting to change his citizenship to american, not to live there, but so he can vote republican and tell everyone he's american.

Naturally hes only had one sex partner, his wife, and he cant understand why any man would enjoy the company of other men. Hes never had a drink, much less slander himself on the "dancefloor".

I think that describes him to a T

[Togakure]

LOL! naw ... Grizz is an easy-going chap, casual attire and a light, carefree stride. Hair is a bit unkempt but not so much that the ladies don't take notice. Problem is, he is too stoned to notice most of the time. Spends a lot of time in spots with nice views and good munchies, daydreaming and thinking about things that come to mind based on whatever he's watching at the moment. Got a friendly demeanor that counters that fact that he's a big lad and could otherwise be a bit intimidating. At first glance many take him for granted, but he is one of those whose depth is belied by his appearance and manner. He's not one to give his trust quickly or lightly, but if you earn it, he's the kind of friend that will stand by you. Likes to make minor mischief as long as it doesn't put anybody out too badly. Drives his mum absolutely crazy, but she can't get enough of it really. His future wife will have a lot to live up to in her eyes.

[mercian billman]

DAA: A Chinese Communist living in Washington DC DAA seems like your normal highschooler until the weekend comes. You see DAA invites the daughters of conservative legislators to his house parties where he proceeds to undermine their conservative upbringings...

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

PanzerJager:

Grizzled tank commander, fighting his own personal war in his own personal Tiger against militant, and well-armed neo-yuppie scumbags on the Eastern front... and sometimes Canada. His tank crew is made up of redstaters, of course, and there is a big "W for Victory!" painted on the turret, right above the numerous "kill" marks.

[Beirut]

Goofball- A western Canadian, half right wing fanatic/half bleeding heart liberal, cannot reconcile his love for life with his penchant for total destruction. Often seen in real life using hip-hop rad skater language like "You a******!" when speaking to people in authority and the police.

Although born in the nuclear wastelands of Russia, Goofy has taken well to Canadian life and named his children Molson, Molson Dry, And Molson Light. (Molson Light is a girl.) BC loves Goofy as he is the only foreign born member of the vancouver Downhill Team who can ski, drink, roll a "Dirty Sanchez", and grope a MILF while in a tuck on a level 4 hill.

A man to be reckoned with.

[DemonArchangel]

Mercian: Phllipino who lives on a farm from Wisconsin, sitting the rolling hills, and enjoying pollution free days and nights. Has healthier than normal lungs because his air contains 20% less carbon monoxide than regular American air.

Sigurd: Humongous tattooed Axe Wielding Viking Beserker with a long, full beard/hair and a love of scandanavian beer, supplemented by a steady intake of hallucenogenic mushrooms.

PanzerJager: Commander of the Panzer Division Azrael, a terrorist group bent on promoting liberalism and psuedo-satanism through the use of violence. Is heavily muscled, wears fatigues and has a shaved head.

Togakure: A ninja with a laser sharpened ninja to in one hand and a silenced pistol in the other. Enjoys the synthesizer when he's not out killing people or the neighbor's pets.

[Monk]

The Emperor: when he plays rtw mp he enjoys sipping wine and listening to rock music, when he's finished playing the carnage on the screen has put him in a state of bloodlust, he grabs a roman spatha and allegedly goes to pillage the countryside. when morning comes farmers are horrified to find their livestock stabbed and their crops on fire. After the fires die down he's seen standing on the roof of a random house smiling proudly and declares his celebration over.

DAA: liberal asian teenager who runs LORE, allegedly naked. carries a sword and likes to scream out in a furious rage insults to see if he can get a reaction at random people. Lives in DC, secretly (and openly sometimes) tries to think of ways to topple all world government and put himself in as dictator.

TheSilverKnight: Guy who likes classical music and is ready to kill to prove that Handel is the best of them all. enjoys german beer and spends the night hours writting music. Allegedly immune to exhaustion and refuses to sleep until the sun comes up, where he claps in excitement and plays handel until he passes out from said exaustion an hour later.

[TheSilverKnight]

TheSilverKnight: Guy who likes classical music and is ready to kill to prove that Handel is the best of them all. enjoys german beer and spends the night hours writting music. Allegedly immune to exhaustion and refuses to sleep until the sun comes up, where he claps in excitement and plays handel until he passes out from said exaustion an hour later.

How did you know that...?