describe an org member

**DemonArchangel** · 01-04-2005, 23:59

Gawain of Orkney: A pot smoking, tree hugging hippie, who wears combat boots.

edit: someone describe me.

**Sigurd** · 01-05-2005, 01:09

DemonArchangel: The Anti-Christ personified, sitting in his small cellar at the Holy Comforter-St. Cyprian School writing anti religious pamphlets about how God is dead and has been for the last 2000 years, knowing in his heart that Odinn is the true God ever since he got his *** kicked in his first Tavern brawl by Vignus the Anvil; the devoted apostle of Aasgard’s only true and living Godhead.
Oh, did I mention that DA also is a choir boy?

**PanzerJaeger** · 01-05-2005, 02:55

Grizz:

The only southern Baptist living in England. When he isnt out fox hunting, hes counting his money or scheming to keep the poor poorer while making himself richer. Hes attempting to change his citizenship to american, not to live there, but so he can vote republican and tell everyone he's american.

Naturally hes only had one sex partner, his wife, and he cant understand why any man would enjoy the company of other men. Hes never had a drink, much less slander himself on the "dancefloor".

I think that describes him to a T

**Togakure** · 01-05-2005, 03:50

LOL! naw ... Grizz is an easy-going chap, casual attire and a light, carefree stride. Hair is a bit unkempt but not so much that the ladies don't take notice. Problem is, he is too stoned to notice most of the time. Spends a lot of time in spots with nice views and good munchies, daydreaming and thinking about things that come to mind based on whatever he's watching at the moment. Got a friendly demeanor that counters that fact that he's a big lad and could otherwise be a bit intimidating. At first glance many take him for granted, but he is one of those whose depth is belied by his appearance and manner. He's not one to give his trust quickly or lightly, but if you earn it, he's the kind of friend that will stand by you. Likes to make minor mischief as long as it doesn't put anybody out too badly. Drives his mum absolutely crazy, but she can't get enough of it really. His future wife will have a lot to live up to in her eyes.

**mercian billman** · 01-05-2005, 05:22

DAA: A Chinese Communist living in Washington DC DAA seems like your normal highschooler until the weekend comes. You see DAA invites the daughters of conservative legislators to his house parties where he proceeds to undermine their conservative upbringings...

**Alexander the Pretty Good** · 01-05-2005, 05:24

PanzerJager:

Grizzled tank commander, fighting his own personal war in his own personal Tiger against militant, and well-armed neo-yuppie scumbags on the Eastern front... and sometimes Canada. His tank crew is made up of redstaters, of course, and there is a big "W for Victory!" painted on the turret, right above the numerous "kill" marks.

**Beirut** · 01-05-2005, 13:09

Goofball- A western Canadian, half right wing fanatic/half bleeding heart liberal, cannot reconcile his love for life with his penchant for total destruction. Often seen in real life using hip-hop rad skater language like "You a******!" when speaking to people in authority and the police.

Although born in the nuclear wastelands of Russia, Goofy has taken well to Canadian life and named his children Molson, Molson Dry, And Molson Light. (Molson Light is a girl.) BC loves Goofy as he is the only foreign born member of the vancouver Downhill Team who can ski, drink, roll a "Dirty Sanchez", and grope a MILF while in a tuck on a level 4 hill.

A man to be reckoned with.

**DemonArchangel** · 01-05-2005, 21:37

Mercian: Phllipino who lives on a farm from Wisconsin, sitting the rolling hills, and enjoying pollution free days and nights. Has healthier than normal lungs because his air contains 20% less carbon monoxide than regular American air.

Sigurd: Humongous tattooed Axe Wielding Viking Beserker with a long, full beard/hair and a love of scandanavian beer, supplemented by a steady intake of hallucenogenic mushrooms.

PanzerJager: Commander of the Panzer Division Azrael, a terrorist group bent on promoting liberalism and psuedo-satanism through the use of violence. Is heavily muscled, wears fatigues and has a shaved head.

Togakure: A ninja with a laser sharpened ninja to in one hand and a silenced pistol in the other. Enjoys the synthesizer when he's not out killing people or the neighbor's pets.

**Dramicus** · 01-05-2005, 23:51

Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good

PanzerJager:

Grizzled tank commander, fighting his own personal war in his own personal Tiger against militant, and well-armed neo-yuppie scumbags on the Eastern front... and sometimes Canada. His tank crew is made up of redstaters, of course, and there is a big "W for Victory!" painted on the turret, right above the numerous "kill" marks.

thats a good one