describe an org member

**Alexander the Pretty Good** · 01-05-2005, 05:24

PanzerJager:

Grizzled tank commander, fighting his own personal war in his own personal Tiger against militant, and well-armed neo-yuppie scumbags on the Eastern front... and sometimes Canada. His tank crew is made up of redstaters, of course, and there is a big "W for Victory!" painted on the turret, right above the numerous "kill" marks.

**Beirut** · 01-05-2005, 13:09

Goofball- A western Canadian, half right wing fanatic/half bleeding heart liberal, cannot reconcile his love for life with his penchant for total destruction. Often seen in real life using hip-hop rad skater language like "You a******!" when speaking to people in authority and the police.

Although born in the nuclear wastelands of Russia, Goofy has taken well to Canadian life and named his children Molson, Molson Dry, And Molson Light. (Molson Light is a girl.) BC loves Goofy as he is the only foreign born member of the vancouver Downhill Team who can ski, drink, roll a "Dirty Sanchez", and grope a MILF while in a tuck on a level 4 hill.

A man to be reckoned with.

**DemonArchangel** · 01-05-2005, 21:37

Mercian: Phllipino who lives on a farm from Wisconsin, sitting the rolling hills, and enjoying pollution free days and nights. Has healthier than normal lungs because his air contains 20% less carbon monoxide than regular American air.

Sigurd: Humongous tattooed Axe Wielding Viking Beserker with a long, full beard/hair and a love of scandanavian beer, supplemented by a steady intake of hallucenogenic mushrooms.

PanzerJager: Commander of the Panzer Division Azrael, a terrorist group bent on promoting liberalism and psuedo-satanism through the use of violence. Is heavily muscled, wears fatigues and has a shaved head.

Togakure: A ninja with a laser sharpened ninja to in one hand and a silenced pistol in the other. Enjoys the synthesizer when he's not out killing people or the neighbor's pets.

**Monk** · 01-05-2005, 23:39

The Emperor: when he plays rtw mp he enjoys sipping wine and listening to rock music, when he's finished playing the carnage on the screen has put him in a state of bloodlust, he grabs a roman spatha and allegedly goes to pillage the countryside. when morning comes farmers are horrified to find their livestock stabbed and their crops on fire. After the fires die down he's seen standing on the roof of a random house smiling proudly and declares his celebration over.

DAA: liberal asian teenager who runs LORE, allegedly naked. carries a sword and likes to scream out in a furious rage insults to see if he can get a reaction at random people. Lives in DC, secretly (and openly sometimes) tries to think of ways to topple all world government and put himself in as dictator.

TheSilverKnight: Guy who likes classical music and is ready to kill to prove that Handel is the best of them all. enjoys german beer and spends the night hours writting music. Allegedly immune to exhaustion and refuses to sleep until the sun comes up, where he claps in excitement and plays handel until he passes out from said exaustion an hour later.

**TheSilverKnight** · 01-05-2005, 23:42

Originally Posted by Monk

TheSilverKnight: Guy who likes classical music and is ready to kill to prove that Handel is the best of them all. enjoys german beer and spends the night hours writting music. Allegedly immune to exhaustion and refuses to sleep until the sun comes up, where he claps in excitement and plays handel until he passes out from said exaustion an hour later.

How did you know that...?

**SwordsMaster** · 01-05-2005, 23:46

tries to think of ways to topple all world government and put himself in as dictator.

He does too?!?!

**Devastatin Dave** · 01-06-2005, 05:01

Idaho...
Surgically removed conjoined twin of George W. Bush. George the senior put him up for adoption saying, "We'll keep the smarter one".

Gotcha Idaho....

**Dramicus** · 01-05-2005, 23:51

Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good

PanzerJager:

Grizzled tank commander, fighting his own personal war in his own personal Tiger against militant, and well-armed neo-yuppie scumbags on the Eastern front... and sometimes Canada. His tank crew is made up of redstaters, of course, and there is a big "W for Victory!" painted on the turret, right above the numerous "kill" marks.

thats a good one

**PanzerJaeger** · 01-06-2005, 04:29

And so true...

**discovery1** · 01-06-2005, 04:42

JAG: Sometimes drunk socialist that is seen organizing protests all over London. Has a gift for oxymorons. Is also suspected to spend his spare time reading on existentialism.

You, know I think an evil sadist who thinks that the US should be nice to its allies so that they are more easily bent to its will would make an excellent subject.