describe an org member

[Beirut]

Goofball- A western Canadian, half right wing fanatic/half bleeding heart liberal, cannot reconcile his love for life with his penchant for total destruction. Often seen in real life using hip-hop rad skater language like "You a******!" when speaking to people in authority and the police.

Although born in the nuclear wastelands of Russia, Goofy has taken well to Canadian life and named his children Molson, Molson Dry, And Molson Light. (Molson Light is a girl.) BC loves Goofy as he is the only foreign born member of the vancouver Downhill Team who can ski, drink, roll a "Dirty Sanchez", and grope a MILF while in a tuck on a level 4 hill.

A man to be reckoned with.