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  1. 01-06-2005, 05:01 #1
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    Idaho...
    Surgically removed conjoined twin of George W. Bush. George the senior put him up for adoption saying, "We'll keep the smarter one".

    Gotcha Idaho....
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    Devastatin Dave (note seen his pics):

    Radar O'Reily and Major Burn's sister's love child.
    Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    Idaho...
    Surgically removed conjoined twin of George W. Bush. George the senior put him up for adoption saying, "We'll keep the smarter one".

    Gotcha Idaho....
    OMG, hahaha, this is the best one by far you guys. Keep up the hillarious work.
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    Devastatin' Dave- Penfold from Dangermouse with a Napoleon complex


    Do me ! Do me !
    Look what these bastards have done to Wales. They've taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our homes and live in them for a fortnight every year. What have they given us? Absolutely nothing. We've been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English — and that's who you are playing this afternoon Phil Bennett's pre 1977 Rugby match speech
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    lol funny stuff, panzer well you err almost had me... toga not to far of...
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    Devastatin' Dave: 2 parts redneck, 3 parts family man, 1 part conservative pundit, mix well.

    Monkian: A youth of the 21st century, this man lives life to the fullest, screws, drinks and does drugs, not to be rebellious, but merely because he feels like it. Loves to listen to rock, have sex and smoke pot all night long.

    Papewaio: With 1 liter of beer in one hand and another 1 liter of beer in the other , this man is attempting to balance his scooter with his legs and dodge the incoming Volvo at the same time.
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    Byzantine_Prince: An easily angered poster whose frequent swearing has gotten him in deep trouble with the mods. His rage stems form his frustration that no one will prostrait themselves when his nearly divine person enters the room. It is not helped by the fact that people laugh when he explains who he is.


    I really think I would make an excellent subject.
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    Discovery1 - no one is sure what to make of this evil sadist. He may even be one of those strange creatures... liberterian, I believe the word is. But his reasonableness makes him almost foreign in the backroom. His signature picture suggests he is not even of this world... I mean come one, he claims to be from Vegas! ~:p

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonArchangel
    Devastatin' Dave: 2 parts redneck, 3 parts family man, 1 part conservative pundit, mix well.

    Monkian: A youth of the 21st century, this man lives life to the fullest, screws, drinks and does drugs, not to be rebellious, but merely because he feels like it. Loves to listen to rock, have sex and smoke pot all night long.

    Papewaio: With 1 liter of beer in one hand and another 1 liter of beer in the other , this man is attempting to balance his scooter with his legs and dodge the incoming Volvo at the same time.

    LOL!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by monkian
    Devastatin' Dave- Penfold from Dangermouse with a Napoleon complex


    Do me ! Do me !
    Monkian:

    Secretely Dick Cheney. The reason why he has such a low key, not very well liked, ruff image is because he is actually a hard core party slut on the gay night club scene. Sometimes referred as "the Real Tricky Dick", monkian, aka Dick Cheney, sometimes swings both ways, whooing georgous, glamorous super models with his "grandpa" like charm and "Long Dong Silvers" like 14 inches of pure man love!!!

    How was that!!!

    Wouldn't it be funny if some of the folks on here were ACTUALLY not even close to their posting personas? Pretty scary. For all anyone knows I could be a sexy women with large breasts and could crack walnuts with my long, sexy smoth legs.... Then again i could be....

    "2 parts redneck, 3 parts family man, 1 part conservative pundit, mix well"

    or

    "Penfold from Dangermouse with a Napoleon complex "

    or

    "Radar O'Reily and Major Burn's sister's love child"

    I'm pretty sure those describe me better, because if i was a "sexy women with large breasts and could crack walnuts with my long, sexy smoth legs" I would not be typing right now!!!
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    Secretely Dick Cheney. The reason why he has such a low key, not very well liked, ruff image is because he is actually a hard core party slut on the gay night club scene. Sometimes referred as "the Real Tricky Dick", monkian, aka Dick Cheney, sometimes swings both ways, whooing georgous, glamorous super models with his "grandpa" like charm and "Long Dong Silvers" like 14 inches of pure man love!!!
    Priceless.


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    Alex the Pretty Good:

    The only true moderate conservative in existence today besides Johnny McCain. Struggles to reign in religious fanatics by day, and conducts sabatoge operations against PETA and other enviromental groups by night. (A function every good republican, no matter how moderate, must do!).

    Secretly has delusions of grandeur. He hopes to build a pretty big empire, and run it fairly successfully, winning a moderately large amount of battles in his mostly victorius semi-ascension to power. Hes not sure where he'll find his sort of grand army, but the religious fanatics seem to be looking for a fight.
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    I think I'll do JAG (remember it's a joke)

    About 5'8", longish hair (shoulder length, keeps him in touch with his feminine side) and about 9 stone dripping wet. Likes to make an entrance and can often be heard in the middle of any conversation, not necessarily his own. Spends a lot of time in Student Uni bars with other people who wear dark clothes and listen to Jazz (Jazz club, nice)

    So? Am I close?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    Monkian:

    Secretely Dick Cheney. The reason why he has such a low key, not very well liked, ruff image is because he is actually a hard core party slut on the gay night club scene. Sometimes referred as "the Real Tricky Dick", monkian, aka Dick Cheney, sometimes swings both ways, whooing georgous, glamorous super models with his "grandpa" like charm and "Long Dong Silvers" like 14 inches of pure man love!!!

    How was that!!!

    Wouldn't it be funny if some of the folks on here were ACTUALLY not even close to their posting personas? Pretty scary. For all anyone knows I could be a sexy women with large breasts and could crack walnuts with my long, sexy smoth legs.... Then again i could be....

    "2 parts redneck, 3 parts family man, 1 part conservative pundit, mix well"

    or

    "Penfold from Dangermouse with a Napoleon complex "

    or

    "Radar O'Reily and Major Burn's sister's love child"

    I'm pretty sure those describe me better, because if i was a "sexy women with large breasts and could crack walnuts with my long, sexy smoth legs" I would not be typing right now!!!
    Monkian: A youth of the 21st century, this man lives life to the fullest, screws, drinks and does drugs, not to be rebellious, but merely because he feels like it. Loves to listen to rock, have sex and smoke pot all night long


    *cries* My God, its like you really know me !
    Look what these bastards have done to Wales. They've taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our homes and live in them for a fortnight every year. What have they given us? Absolutely nothing. We've been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English — and that's who you are playing this afternoon Phil Bennett's pre 1977 Rugby match speech
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    Monkian, do me.

    Alexander the Pretty Good: A devoutly religious teenager, with an all too normal, even sterotypical family life.

    JAG: A hippy, with hair and a beard down to his knees. Wears purple tinted sunglasses and a poncho. Walks around spreading good vibes, peace and throwing around flower petals, plus programming guides to the British Welfare state propaganda channel (The BBC).
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  16. 01-08-2005, 00:48 #16
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    Alex the Pretty Good:

    The only true moderate conservative in existence today besides Johnny McCain. Struggles to reign in religious fanatics by day, and conducts sabatoge operations against PETA and other enviromental groups by night. (A function every good republican, no matter how moderate, must do!).

    Secretly has delusions of grandeur. He hopes to build a pretty big empire, and run it fairly successfully, winning a moderately large amount of battles in his mostly victorius semi-ascension to power. Hes not sure where he'll find his sort of grand army, but the religious fanatics seem to be looking for a fight.
    McCain???

    What PETA raids?!?

    Yeah, I'd be happy with mild success - not quite a grand campaign, but not a short one, either.

    Alexander the Pretty Good: A devoutly religious teenager, with an all too normal, even sterotypical family life.
    So you've met my alter-ego.
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    Iie. JAG is bound to have a military style haircut, Arnie style abs and a distinct texan twang in his voice that no one can explain. No matter what clothes he might buy, the only thing that actually seems to fit and look good is either a suit or a "US Marine Corp" T-shirt that mysterious materialises in the wardrobe at weekends. Shunned by those who share his views because of what he reminds them of, he is forced to attempt our enlightment instead...

    Poor fellow. He also seems to be targetted a lot by you guys. Shame.
    The scary thing about leaving the Org for a while and then coming back is the exponential growth of "gah!" on your return...
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