Iie. JAG is bound to have a military style haircut, Arnie style abs and a distinct texan twang in his voice that no one can explain. No matter what clothes he might buy, the only thing that actually seems to fit and look good is either a suit or a "US Marine Corp" T-shirt that mysterious materialises in the wardrobe at weekends. Shunned by those who share his views because of what he reminds them of, he is forced to attempt our enlightment instead...

Poor fellow. He also seems to be targetted a lot by you guys. Shame.