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    click on the penguin to start...

    http://badger.ing.me.uk/~ahmulh/pingu.htm

    made me rofl when I first 'clobbered him'
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    488.2
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    498.9
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    Rumours...

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    544.1, goes further when he stays low to the ground.

    5.76.3
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    553.6

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly
    544.1, goes further when he stays low to the ground.
    Yup. 5.52.4.

    My 9-year-old son first lhao about the game, than hit 593.5, then lhao again about his Dad's pathetic attempts.

    I'm gonna scrap the critter's college funding plan, that'll teach him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly
    goes further when he stays low to the ground.
    Right. 588.8 now.

    Edit:
    My 9-year-old son [...] hit 593.5
    Last edited by Louis VI the Fat; 01-09-2005 at 12:52.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianII
    Yup. 5.52.4.

    My 9-year-old son first lhao about the game, than hit 593.5, then lhao again about his Dad's pathetic attempts.

    I'm gonna scrap the critter's college funding plan, that'll teach him...
    LOLZ OMGWTF U SUXORZZ!!!1!

    488

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
    The little fascist just hit 589.3 smiling... I'll have to kill him before this gets any worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianII
    The little fascist just hit 589.3 smiling... I'll have to kill him before this gets any worse.
    Yeah, declare him an undesirable and put him on a transport to Groningen...

    Can I buy the copyright on his diary?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
    Yeah, declare him an undesirable and put him on a transport to Groningen...

    Can I buy the copyright on his diary?
    LOL! Thanks to you I am now clinically awake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silvanus
    Is this you, Silvanus?

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    How did you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silvanus
    How did you know?
    By right clicking on your fake penguin score picture, copying it's web address from the 'Properties' and pasting it into my browser. Don't tell me this is a surprise to you. If it is, you should consider your personal Webbitude. Don't give away any codes or coordinates in public unless it is absolutely harmless.
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    542 was my best but i was averaging about 450. Pretty tough!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianII
    By right clicking on your fake penguin score picture, copying it's web address from the 'Properties' and pasting it into my browser. Don't tell me this is a surprise to you. If it is, you should consider your personal Webbitude. Don't give away any codes or coordinates in public unless it is absolutely harmless.
    Ok, I should have added some smilies I guess. I have no idea who the little guy in the picture is. I googled that picture some time ago and added the arrow and posted it to some forum. It was part of some kind of joke I guess, can't remember...

    Oh, the penguin score is not fake. There are other version of this game

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    haha Silvanus, i hit him 3 mins ago and hes still bouncing

    think i prefer my version tho
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    And I give you the ultimate version of the game: The Bloody Pingu
    "And one should bear in mind that there is nothing more difficult to execute, nor more dubious of success, nor more dangerous to administer than to introduce a new order to things; for he who introduces it has all those who profit from the old order as his enemies; and he has only lukewarm allies in all those who might profit from the new. This lukewarmness partly stems from fear of their adversaries, who have the law on their side, and partly from the skepticism of men, who do not truly believe in new things unless they have personal experience in them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by makkyo
    And I give you the ultimate version of the game: The Bloody Pingu
    LOL!! 471.2 for the head, 265,8 for the left wing. The rest was eaten by the Yeti. LOL!!!
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    hmmm....might reconsider my options.....
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    My 9-year-old son first lhao about the game, than hit 593.5, then lhao again about his Dad's pathetic attempts.

    what !?! beaten by a 9 year old !! noooooooooo

    I'm gonna scrap the critter's college funding plan, that'll teach him..

    im glad to hear

    got 9337.2 on the other version, prefer apache's version.

    roflmfao that versions great 909.9 for the head
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    Quote Originally Posted by makkyo
    And I give you the ultimate version of the game: The Bloody Pingu
    Still LMFAO. My partner just got 975,5 thanks to three land mines and a blood transfusion.
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    omg what have I started....I feel like Dr. FrankenSHTEEN...
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    492.8

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    omg what have I started....I feel like Dr. FrankenSHTEEN...
    Hehe, someone hasn't forgotten Marty Feldman.

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    Bloody version lmao
    -857.9 3 Direct land mine 3 hits in a row!

    Normal version
    -555.1

    Longer version
    -11,867.5 DAMN this thing took for ever....bounci bounci bounci lmao, I only tried once and got fed up.

    Theres another one around to. It makes the penguin land quick like the normal one but you get scores like the longer one.
    Last edited by MiniKiller; 01-17-2005 at 02:25.
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    Quote Originally Posted by makkyo
    And I give you the ultimate version of the game: The Bloody Pingu
    funny...886.3

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