Come on, it was the logical next step. What is the worst album you have ever bought? Bombastic rock opera, Wigger Rap, ill advised actor vanity projects, lets get it all out here. Preferably stuff so bad its good.

Mine is a little number called "Rock baby". As I may have mentioned before, I am the proud possessor of a young son (not quite two years old). Naturally it is my duty to show him the way, as regards manly things such as beer, motorbikes and the like. Music too. Unfortunately whilst he is keen on beer and motorbikes, Black Sabbath makes him cry.

So, when I was in Tower records and my eye fell on "rock baby" I had to take a second look. The cover promised a collection of rock classics "in a lullaby style."

Now, I KNOW the rest of the story more or less tells itself from there. But when they said rock, they meant ROCK. And come on, who with an ounce of curiousity doesn't want to hear what "Paranoid" sounds like "in a lullaby style" ?

Well I can tell you. It sounds completely bloody terrible.