greatest sex referance in a song

[Kaiser of Arabia]

You knew it was coming.

Well, for me, it's gotta be from AC/DC 'Givin the dog a bone'
"She takes you to heaven
then she explodes ya two miles
yeah she's usin the head'

Greatest sex referance ever

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Rolling stones: "under my thumb"

[Ronin]

Blood Hound Gang - the entire song "yummy down on this" is basically one great sexual reference

but specially this

You go down for the count I countdown ignition
Blast off you're a rocket scientist
A genius what I mean is you suck at this
So escargot 'cause my snail needs Frenchin'
You must be five stars cause my staff's at full attention

[PanzerJaeger]

You knew it was coming.

No, i really didnt.

[Big_John]

here are some of the ones i know, some a bit.. um.. abstruse (i.e. 'in my own mind'):

the beatles - happiness is a warm gun
"when i hold you in my arms
and i feel my finger on your trigger,
i know nobody can do me no harm
because happiness is a warm gun."

bruce springsteen - secret garden
"she'll let you in her house,
if you come knocking late at night.
she'll let you in her mouth,
if the words you say are right.
if you pay the price,
she'll let you deep inside.
there's a secret garden she hides."

the doors - light my fire
"the time to hesitate is through
no time to wallow in the mire.
try now we can only lose,
and our love become a funeral pyre.
come on baby light my fire..."

johnny cash - ring of fire
"i fell into a burning ring of fire.
i went down, down, down,
and the flames went higher.
and it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire, the ring of fire."

the magnetic fields - lets pretend we're bunny rabbits (ok, so they're not all so abstruse..)
"let's pretend we're bunny rabbits.
let's do it all day long.
rapidly becoming rabid,
singing little rabbit songs.
i can keep it up all night;
i can keep it up all day.
let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
until we pass away."

talking heads - sugar on my tongue
"she's my neighbor. fill my cup.
i'll bet you baby, she can fill it up.
she'll put the sugar on my tongue.
will she gimme gimme gimme some?"

ween - let me lick your pussy (i said they weren't all so abstruse, didn't i??)
"let me lick your pussy, let me lick your cunt
let me eat your body, baby, let me make you squeal and grunt
let me show you how to please me baby
let me show you how to tease me baby
baby baby babe get down on your knees"

i feel like posting some rap lyrics.. but maybe that'd be a little too non-abstruse (can anybody say akinyele?)

[Gawain of Orkeny]

Come on people nothing comes close to this

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals)
Ralph humphrey (drums)
Sal marquez (trumpet, vocals, vocals)
Tom fowler (bass)
Bruce fowler (trombone)
George duke (keyboards, synthesizer)
Ruth underwood (marimba, vibes, percussion)
Ian underwood (flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone)
Jean-luc ponty (violin, baritone violin)
Kin vassy (vocals)

I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum
(y’jes can’t do it)

She made a bet with her sister who’s a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don’t mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb
An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn’t hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where this dinah-moe
Comin’ from
Done spent three hours
An’ I ain’t got a crumb
From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain’t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain’t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain’t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain’t been to it
’cause I can’t get into it
Unless I get out of it
An’ I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
’cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An’ I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)

Just get me wasted
An’ you’re half-way there
’cause if my mind’s tore up
Then my body don’t care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An’ said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin’ the bet
An’ wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn’t matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an’ laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasn’t done yet

I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn’t give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An’ asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin’
Buns up!
I was wheelin’ an dealin’
Wheelin’ an’ dealin’ an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin’
She sweetly surrendered
An’ she started in to squealin’

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin’ an’ her face gone red
Some drool rollin’ down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered ’n quaked
An’ clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
’bout her mental health
’till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...dora...
M-m-m...it’s real angora
Would y’all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An’ how ’bout you, fauna?
Y’wanna?

Mmm...sound like y’might be chokin’ on somethin’

Did you say you want some more?
Well, here’s some more...

Mmm, sure...listen
D’you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize ’em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum
(y’jes can’t do it)

I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb
An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb
An’ you know I heard some dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe

Probably the greatest musical genius of our times.
If any of you have never heard this song I suggest you do as its far better when you hear it. I mean just look at the musicians involved. Any other Zappa fans here?

[Big_John]

yeah zappa's awesome.. though he did get a little carried away with his own gratuity sometimes.i mean, about half of his output i love, and half of it i can't stand..

[Togakure]

I like straight forward, in your face stuff, not beat around the bush indirect pussywillow innuendos. That's why I like this one:

***

you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
[help me] I broke apart my insides, [help me] I’ve got no soul to sell
[help me] the only thing that works for me, [help me] get away from myself

I want to f*** you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f*** you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
[help me] tear down my reason, [help me] it's your sex I can smell
[help me] you make me perfect, [help me] become somebody else

I want to f*** you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f*** you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

through every forest, above the trees
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason I stay alive

***

"Closer," from The Downward Spiral, by Trent Reznor, Nine Inch Nails

[barocca]

a number of songs come instantly to mind,

Give Me Head - Radiators
Fess' song - Radiators
Coming Home - Radiators
Funky Cold Medina - Tone Loc
The Wild Thing - Tone Loc
Lets Talk About It - Salt 'n' Pepa
The Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang
On The Beach - T-Spoon
the list is endless...

But my ALL TIME favourite
Cecelia - Simon and Garfunkel

B.

??? is this a FrontRoom Topic ????

[Gawain of Orkeny]

What happened to this forums PG rating. I think Dinah moe hun is about the liimits we should post here. Thats what I love about it he manages to project a very peverse image without using any cursing or nasty words. I think some of whats posted here is a bit to much

[Fragony]

My sweet lady jane....

[jimmyM]

pretty much any early chilli pepers song (and most of the more recent ones) yup, they were doing some thinking in that period, though I doubt it was directed by their brains...

[Beirut]

But my ALL TIME favourite
Cecelia - Simon and Garfunkel

Cecelia? Really? Love the song, but I'm going to have to listen to it again I guess.

I still remember listening to Cecelia on 45. I wonder how many people here even know what one of those is?

[English assassin]

Surely it has to be Big Bottoms by Spinal Tap? Its no more ridiculous than some of the songs above...

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights