100 more ways to know your playing RTW to much

[master of the puppets]

list reasons showing that your playing RTW to much whoever gets 200 wins 2 cookies!!!
106)you tend to envision all your rivals with swords gutting them

[Somebody Else]

107) You tend to envision all your swords with rivals gutted on them

[aw89]

108) you learned latin (perfectly) 2 months after buying this game...

[master of the puppets]

109) you have the strange urge to ware blue war paint and start throwing heads

110) beginning to hope the senate will ask you to attack the british (oh what fun)

[aw89]

111) You got angry since you didn't write the 100. th reason...

[Susanne]

112) When you get into a verbal fight with someone, you think "Hmm, too bad. It would take at least three turns for my diplomat to get here. Neither is my legion in the vicinity of here. I'll fight him alone, with my bodyguard. Oh wait, I don't have any".

113) When you get to know that your faction leader has died, you are grieved over his heroic death, weep your eyes out and quit the game.

True story. My faction leader (Gaius Victor) was going with his army to the south-west Greek coast, and died because of his age halfway to the destination. I thought "Ok, there goes my possibility of making the Senate happy" (I had 8 turns left to occupy Dyrrhachium, and at the same time, take back Croton, now occupied by the rebels). My two highest-ranked generals were in the north duking it out with the Gauls, while the third one had to be in Tarentum to restore the public order amongst the non-Roman civilians. My army overseas would fail without the presence of a great general.

[Arrowhead]

123. You think that egypt has about 5,000,000 people of working and fighting age because of the way they keep attacking you.

(HA HA I got number 123!)

[Arrowhead]

123. You think that egypt has about 5,000,000 people of working and fighting age because of the way they keep attacking you.

(HA HA I got number 123!)

DAMN! I got the wrong number! but I will get 123, I will!

[aw89]

In your dreams! I will get 123!
my revenge for you calling me old!

[Arrowhead]

I did not call you old, aw89! And any way I will get 123
113.You try to solve your debts by playing as the seleucids.

[SwordsMaster]

114: Everyone hates you for yelling "The reinforcements have arrived", everytime one of your friends arrives late.

[Arrowhead]

115.You pray to bachhus(sp?)before a party.
116.You decide to release the hounds at someone unwanted.
117.You get three wishes and in one of them decide to be a spartan.
118.In the second wish you wish to be a winner of the olimpics.
119.Unfortunately you wished to be a spartan in spartan times, so...
120. You have to be at the front line at thermoply.
121.You start quoting latin in front of people.
122.You then wish to go to ancient rome but you ran out of wishes, so...
123.You play rome for the millionth time!

I have done number 123 aw89! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HA AH HA HA HAHAHAHA

[hundurinn]

124) When you argue about the use of elephants in battles with your history teacher thus lowering the happiness in the class and the popularity of the people. You start to wonder if the class will rebel and if slaughtering them will raise the popularity.

[aw89]

115.You pray to bachhus(sp?)before a party.
116.You decide to release the hounds at someone unwanted.
117.You get three wishes and in one of them decide to be a spartan.
118.In the second wish you wish to be a winner of the olimpics.
119.Unfortunately you wished to be a spartan in spartan times, so...
120. You have to be at the front line at thermoply.
121.You start quoting latin in front of people.
122.You then wish to go to ancient rome but you ran out of wishes, so...
123.You play rome for the millionth time!

I have done number 123 aw89! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HA AH HA HA HAHAHAHA

119 and 120 is the same reason! 119 is the reason and 120 is what happend after the reason!

you didn't get 123! ahahhaha!

[Blitz]

to tell the truth i think that arrow head does get the number 119 and 120 because it doesnt have to be spartans in the front line, it might be from differnent reason and usually spartan warriors are used as the last resort thats from my knowledge so they stay behind (from my knowldge) but i dunno and nobody cares (except u) whether its the same reason cuz it just goes on :D no hard feeling

125. u started to order ur family around like a slaves.
126. u believe math will make ur management skill goes up therefore aiming to become a governor

[master of the puppets]

spartans werent reserve troops they were spartas ONLY troops who fought the entire battle, sometimes with aid from allies or mercinary missle troops.

and arrowhead should not get those two because they werent things pointing to playing to much RTW but the results of such.

127)you decide to declare a full scale war on some person who could be anywhere in the world and that you only have contact to through a rome fanatics forum

THAT MEANS YOU ARROWHEAD

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

128) You start humming the "marching" battle music from RTW when you go on a walk.

129) You tell your parents you need chariot-driving lessons.

---) You post in this topic (don't count this one)

[Blitz]

lol just as i thought some ppl do cares but instead of correcting it they continue the number as if nothing had happened

130. u believe that swimming is not a good idea since many had drown in the game (in bridge battle)

[aw89]

127)you decide to declare a full scale war on some person who could be anywhere in the world and that you only have contact to through a rome fanatics forum

THAT MEANS YOU ARROWHEAD

131) you decide to allie with the person who declared full scale war with the person that could be anywhere in the entire world who both you and your ally only can contact through a rome fanatics forum

[Grumfoss]

132 - You go to the local petting Zoo and wonder how much damage the little pigs would do if they were set alight!! or how far an Onager could 'toss' one

[Arrowhead]

119 and 120 is the same reason! 119 is the reason and 120 is what happend after the reason!

you didn't get 123! ahahhaha!

so? I got it first!

[Arrowhead]

Hey thanks BLITZ!

[Arrowhead]

I Must Kill All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Am The George Bush Of The Forums!

[KyodaiSteeleye]

133) You start bothering to answer threads entitled 'one hundred more ways to know you're playing RTW too much'........

[Blitz]

134. Your New Year Wish is to be able to bath in ur enemy blood for a week

[Marshal Murat]

135) You argue with your history teacher about the Punic Wars stating there were five, and Carthage eventually won all of them and conquered Rome

136)You start to submit papers to leading historians stating that Britain was actually the ruler of Rome (and submit screenshots as proof)

137) You are dragged out of a musem for calling a guide a f**$ed up moron for saying that Rome never conquered Parthia

138) You try to overthrow the government by building a onager and launching stones at the local officals office

139) In jail you keep yelling it was unfair that they used a firearms cheat to subdue you

140) When a neighbor throws a stick into your yard you take personal affront and begin to organize a group of children "slinger" mercenaries to wage a siege against your neighbor

[Proletariat]

136) You searched the internet finding a rough path to trace your Portuguese blood to Carthage. (Of course I didn't do this myself! Of course not! How pathetic! Of course not!.... *whisper* I swear, you tell anyone and I kill everyone here and deny everything!)

[Zharakov]

137- Slowly all the adult males in your neighborhood start dissapering...

138- You decide to seige your neighbors house and wait 2 turns to get enough battering rams to knock down their front gate...

139- You lead your friends and family into battle with the other town...

140- Your uncle dies so you mourn the loss of your best general...

[derF]

141- You undermine the priority of handing in module assignments at University.

142- You post 3 page long reviews on the game covering every aspect, even the tone of colour used for the scrolls.

143- You start thinking "I wonder how much damage that building would take from a single onager stone...".

144- You start believing that you were born in the wrong age.

[master of the puppets]

[/QUOTE]144- You start believing that you were born in the wrong age.[/QUOTE]

yep thats me a roman at heart an american in lineage.