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    list reasons showing that your playing RTW to much whoever gets 200 wins 2 cookies!!!
    106)you tend to envision all your rivals with swords gutting them
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    107) You tend to envision all your swords with rivals gutted on them
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    108) you learned latin (perfectly) 2 months after buying this game...


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    109) you have the strange urge to ware blue war paint and start throwing heads

    110) beginning to hope the senate will ask you to attack the british (oh what fun)
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    111) You got angry since you didn't write the 100. th reason...


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    112) When you get into a verbal fight with someone, you think "Hmm, too bad. It would take at least three turns for my diplomat to get here. Neither is my legion in the vicinity of here. I'll fight him alone, with my bodyguard. Oh wait, I don't have any".

    113) When you get to know that your faction leader has died, you are grieved over his heroic death, weep your eyes out and quit the game.

    True story. My faction leader (Gaius Victor) was going with his army to the south-west Greek coast, and died because of his age halfway to the destination. I thought "Ok, there goes my possibility of making the Senate happy" (I had 8 turns left to occupy Dyrrhachium, and at the same time, take back Croton, now occupied by the rebels). My two highest-ranked generals were in the north duking it out with the Gauls, while the third one had to be in Tarentum to restore the public order amongst the non-Roman civilians. My army overseas would fail without the presence of a great general.
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    123. You think that egypt has about 5,000,000 people of working and fighting age because of the way they keep attacking you.

    (HA HA I got number 123!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrowhead
    123. You think that egypt has about 5,000,000 people of working and fighting age because of the way they keep attacking you.

    (HA HA I got number 123!)
    DAMN! I got the wrong number! but I will get 123, I will!

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    In your dreams! I will get 123!
    my revenge for you calling me old!


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    I did not call you old, aw89! And any way I will get 123
    113.You try to solve your debts by playing as the seleucids.

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    141- You undermine the priority of handing in module assignments at University.

    142- You post 3 page long reviews on the game covering every aspect, even the tone of colour used for the scrolls.

    143- You start thinking "I wonder how much damage that building would take from a single onager stone...".

    144- You start believing that you were born in the wrong age.
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    [/QUOTE]144- You start believing that you were born in the wrong age.[/QUOTE]

    yep thats me a roman at heart an american in lineage.
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    i wish i was born in the golden age of comunisium... rather then the economic whole Russia is in now...
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    145. When you try to set a law that require all dog owners to send their dogs to war hound training camp so when the need a raise there will be a ready supply of war dogs to help fight the invasion.

    *thinking whether I will get the last 100 again *
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    Quote Originally Posted by master of the puppets
    Quote Originally Posted by derf
    144- You start believing that you were born in the wrong age.
    yep thats me a roman at heart an american in lineage.
    Yes well, i am Italian and most probably of Roman lineage.
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    im a quarter italian. by saying im american i mean i live in america and am a mutt.
    but i still got all the good warrior blood.
    i am italian=roman (lighter skin posibly julii descent)
    irish=celtic warriors
    british=crazy blue british guys
    polish=the visigoths originated in scandinavia and poland
    and a tiny bit native american=...warrior brave?

    146.) to say "i'll kill for some food" and mean it
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    147 - During ITV's annual showing of Goldfinger, you complain loudly that the film is utterly unrealistic since Bond somehow infiltrates the enemy complex without the help of a pet monkey or so much as a single catamite.

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