Can someone lower my warn level?

[Lechev]

Man I thought my warning level would never go down. Its a real pain in the butt aint it? Many of us have been through it. No pain no gain as they say. It certainly has made a better poster out of me.(no laughing you guys)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle; do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well any XXXXXXX time sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-XXXXXXX-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-XXXXyou!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: BS! Get on your knees scumbag.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: God dammit with my hand numb nuts.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my XXXXXXX hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: BS, I can't hear you.
Private Gomer Pyle: [Louder] Sir, yes sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: BS, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair.
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your aXX away and start shXXXXXX me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely XXXX you up.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes sir.




Edited due to words of indecency suggestive nature