Classic!

**King Edward** · 01-14-2005, 16:00

This may well be very old but had me in stitches at my desk this afternoon!

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Trevor, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu ? But I think its Trevor.

Sorry Friday afternoon and im just waisting time till I can get to the pub!

**Hetman_Koronny** · 01-14-2005, 17:54

Cheers your majesty

I am working Saturday and SUnday but is this actually a reason not to go to the pub tonight?

**MoROmeTe** · 01-14-2005, 18:22

Your majesty, no disrespect, but... 1 in 5 man, that's statistics, not reality. I live in a dorm with like 2000 other people. And I clearly don't see 200 people with small eyes running around.

**Big_John** · 01-15-2005, 01:09

chinese people have small eyes?? anyway, 200 would be 1 in 10, you should be seeing 400, depending on the statistical error inherent in your neighborhood.

**King Edward** · 01-17-2005, 09:50

You guys serious? you do realise it was a stupid joke?

**Hosakawa Tito** · 01-17-2005, 16:20

Perhaps their pub opens earlier than yours. Good joke btw.

**King Edward** · 01-17-2005, 16:32

Hetman, the only reason not to go to the pub is that its closed!

**LittleGrizzly** · 01-17-2005, 17:15

Your majesty, no disrespect, but... 1 in 5 man, that's statistics, not reality. I live in a dorm with like 2000 other people. And I clearly don't see 200 people with small eyes running around.

firstly its a joke (quite a good one too) secondly its 1 in 5 in the world, check out china's population and other nearby countrys (if by chinese it includes hong kong japan ect.)

**The Blind King of Bohemia** · 01-20-2005, 01:22

Jesus who ever took that seriously is a complete bell end! That joke was great KE, funny stuff

**King Edward** · 01-20-2005, 09:56

Originally Posted by The Blind King of Bohemia

Jesus who ever took that seriously is a complete bell end! That joke was great KE, funny stuff

LOL I'm not sure whats funnier, that some people took the joke as a serious statement or that BKB, Hosa and Grizz think the joke was actually funny!!

Oh yeah, BKB I Ment to pass you my congratulations, I saw your mods made it into PC Gamer a few months ago. Good stuff mate!

**LittleGrizzly** · 01-20-2005, 10:27

Oh yeah, BKB I Ment to pass you my congratulations, I saw your mods made it into PC Gamer a few months ago. Good stuff mate!

congrats, doesn't he also hold the .orgs longest thread honour, much more important i feel