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    Resident Pessimist Member Dooz's Avatar
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    I saw this on the TWC forums and thought it was pretty brilliant. Some pretty genius ones were submitted, so I decided to bring it on over to these forums to see what comes of it (credit to whoever thought of it and posted it first on the other forum ). Basically the idea is, writing a haiku about RTW. For those not in the know, a haiku is a poem constructed in the following manner; three lines, with the first line containing 5 syllables, the second line containing 7 syllables, and the last line containing 5 syllables, a-like a-so...

    Everytime I win,
    I see a crappy outro.
    Hope for better soon.


    This one blows chunks, but I'm sure there'll be some awesome ones by others... hopefully....... oh and for the good of the thread, don't put any explanations or any other auxiliary information on your post. Just the haiku itself as that is the point; describing in a few words instead of many what you will. Again, an idea borrowed from one of the members who posted in the other forum.



    P.S. I really hope there already isn't a thread about this here somehwere that I missed. Please don't flog me?

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    Rome needs a real patch
    Units run like a cheetah
    They have touch of death.


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    Now that bug is fixed
    Archers won't beat cavalry
    ...there goes my whole plan...

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    shogun total war
    next medieval total war
    then rome total war
    indeed

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    Psst - buddy - yeah you
    Wanna buy a map of Gaul?
    It's yours for ten grand

    "A good day to die"
    My army victorious.
    $%@!, crash to desk top.

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    Phalanx in the face
    is very hard to swallow
    better luck next time
    "Wishazu does his usual hero thing and slices all the zombies to death, wiping out yet another horde." - Askthepizzaguy, Resident Evil: Dark Falls

    "Move not unless you see an advantage; use not your troops unless there is something to be gained; fight not unless the position is critical"
    Sun Tzu the Art of War

    Blue eyes for our samurai
    Red blood for his sword
    Your ronin days are over
    For your home is now the Org
    By Gregoshi

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    Silver shield pikemen
    Falter in battle before
    My General skills.
    Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.

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