RTW: Haiku

[Dooz]

I saw this on the TWC forums and thought it was pretty brilliant. Some pretty genius ones were submitted, so I decided to bring it on over to these forums to see what comes of it (credit to whoever thought of it and posted it first on the other forum ). Basically the idea is, writing a haiku about RTW. For those not in the know, a haiku is a poem constructed in the following manner; three lines, with the first line containing 5 syllables, the second line containing 7 syllables, and the last line containing 5 syllables, a-like a-so...

Everytime I win,
I see a crappy outro.
Hope for better soon.


This one blows chunks, but I'm sure there'll be some awesome ones by others... hopefully....... oh and for the good of the thread, don't put any explanations or any other auxiliary information on your post. Just the haiku itself as that is the point; describing in a few words instead of many what you will. Again, an idea borrowed from one of the members who posted in the other forum.



P.S. I really hope there already isn't a thread about this here somehwere that I missed. Please don't flog me?

[Quietus]

Rome needs a real patch
Units run like a cheetah
They have touch of death.

[Dooz]

Now that bug is fixed
Archers won't beat cavalry
...there goes my whole plan...

[nokhor]

shogun total war
next medieval total war
then rome total war

[dismal]

Psst - buddy - yeah you
Wanna buy a map of Gaul?
It's yours for ten grand

"A good day to die"
My army victorious.
$%@!, crash to desk top.

[Wishazu]

Phalanx in the face
is very hard to swallow
better luck next time

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Silver shield pikemen
Falter in battle before
My General skills.