Not a fun way to spend a weekend...

[Dooz]

Anyone wanna share their fun and witty caption ideas? Please do so.

[Dooz]

Passenger on elephant, inside box - "Honey, what was that?"

Guy driving - "Speed bump."

[YAKOBU]

Guy under elephant to mate - "Do you want me to slice you a piece of breast or thigh??"

[Hortensius]

i am living for today,..............if those archers dont get me those damn trophy hunters will, bloody British imperial arseholes!!!!

[Khorak]

"The new siamese war elephants worked better than anyone had expected."

[Kraxis]

Guy under elephant: "Bill??? I should have known something was wrong when the wife asked for some ivory."
Bill on elephant: Yeah well, in love and war everything goes."

[AntiochusIII]

Hey I'm a Thai! (Siamese - that is) or at least I was.

Anyway:
Jan 22 200 B.C. , Near the Gallic tourist center Massilia..

The Gallic Warrior Please, just give me that ivory for my screeching German wife......
A Guy on an Elephant Those Gauls sir? Oh, they're just beggars around here. Besides, I don't understand their languages.

[Arrowhead]

The defence let one through, IT'S A GOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!

[[DnC]]

"Let go of my shield you overgrown beast! I'm already beaten up as it is and being dragged around the battlefield all day long isn't my idea of fun!"

[Quietus]

A scene from the new epic movie: "Saving Privates of Barbarians".

[Dooz]

Live from Warrior-Fest 264 B.C.






Stagedivin' & crowdsurfin' with drunken barbarians and elephants! Rock on! \m/

[Dooz]

Perhaps I should have posted these captions for the first pic first... oh well...

Guy on elephant - "Say, these new Barbarian vacuums work like a charm!"



And now the new one.

Gaul highest in the air - WOOO!!! CYNFAWR RULLEEESSSS!!!!!

Elephant rider crowdsurfing - I'm so messed up right now... Put me down, I'm gonna hurl!!!

[Mikeus Caesar]

The carthaginians thought it would be a great idea to squash the gauls with elephants. It would have been an even better idea to remove the riders first.

[Dooz]

haha... elephant catapults...

[Zharakov]

For the first pic:

Shield: 600

Industrial Strenght Glue: 180

Seeing your buddy get stuck to the mouth of an Elephant: Priceless

There are somethings money cant buy. For every thing ells, theres Mastadon.



For the second:

Tragady strikes when a Gaulic warior acedentaly began scratching the tummy of the Elephant, thus causeing the elephant to "roll over."

[Mountaindew]

1st picture

Guy holding shield (hes acutally a person smuggling into Rome): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Free ride! Rome, here i come!

2nd picture

SNAPSHOT OF CIRCUS ACT NO. 3234.156324BX...

Introducing ELEPHANTS AND BARBRIAN CLOWNS!
Featuring Jumbo, who can balance acrobats on his trunk while falling down!
and...
the 72 Barbarian Clowns, complete with sword and shield, braids and beards, for ur viewing pleasure!
(no no no, no sexual connotations there, sorry. )

[Dooz]

...Shhh...

[Quietus]

2nd pic: In the tragic final scene of "Saving Privates of Barbarians", the hero dies while leading the Barbarians to safety.

3rd pick: Eric likes to wear blue plaid pants unlike his trendy brothers.

[Dooz]

3rd pick: Eric likes to wear blue plaid pants unlike his trendy brothers.

LOL!!!!

[Zharakov]

British Solder: "I JUST GOTTA' BE ME!"

Or

Suddenly, Eric realized he went to the wrong High school reunion...

[mfberg]

Everyone knew Eric was "special"

[Red Harvest]

Suddenly, Eric realized that he was still wearing his Woad pajamas...how long could it be before the others noticed? Maybe he was still dreaming? Perhaps he was just having nightmares before the battle?

[Herakleitos]

Eric had a real good first week at his new job. Nobody told him they didn't have casual friday here though...

[Kraxis]

Germans: "Deth to zee Brrritons!"
Eric: "I say, what a jolly good idea chaps! DEATH TO THE NOBLE BRITONS!"

Eric, while of noble birth, was a degenerate fool.

[A.Saturnus]

1st pic: "Excuse me Sir, your animal stands on my foot!"

2nd pic: Elephant used as trampoline: "I hate my job"

3rd pic: "Who was that?"

[Spino]

1st pic: Frixis the Blind's famous last words, "Hey puppy, nice puppy, HEY PUPPY?!?"

2nd pic: "Good boy Simba! Now watch him roll over... no wait, not yet! NOOOOO!!! BAD SIMBA! BAD SIMBA!!!"

3rd pic: "Oooh, what's a gay Briton like me to do amongst these studly aryan warriors? How do you like my tats? Aren't they fierce? Honey, do you have ANY idea how much these pants cost? But enough about me, so what do you think of my shoes? Dolce Romana baby, OH MY GOD, with my feet only the finest Roman leather will do sweety! Now WHERE are you studboys running to? A rave? Wait for meeeee! HEEEELLLLOOOOOOO GERMANIA!!!"

[Red Harvest]

3rd pic: "Oooh, what's a gay Briton like me to do amongst these studly aryan warriors? How do you like my tats? Aren't they fierce? Honey, do you have ANY idea how much these pants cost? But enough about me, so what do you think of my shoes? Dolce Romana baby, OH MY GOD, with my feet only the finest Roman leather will do sweety! Now WHERE are you studboys running to? A rave? Wait for meeeee! HEEEELLLLOOOOOOO GERMANIA!!!"

ummmmmm...Spino...is there something you've been wanting to tell us?

You...uh...wouldn't happen to be an interior decorator on the side...or...perhaps "into" theatre? Not that there is anything wrong with that!

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

3rd pic:

"My mother always warned me about running with the wrong crowd."

[Dooz]

Eric sure caught on quick. Sudsy bastard.

[Kraxis]

When the battle went badly Eric was quick to find new masters.